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This is beneath Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 11:32:35 August 22, 2011 11:32:35

Or is it? I am sitting beside Sasha this week in Toronto at work. Sasha and our other friend Dean and I love Mimi together like extra a lot. I mean, she’s kind of our life force. So I just turned to Sasha after seeing these shots of Mimi’s husband Nick Cannon in New York the other day trying to, um, BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR HUGS, and, understandably disgusted, to say: This is VILE and GROSS and beneath our Mimi. Full Story

Mimi is bleak and pow pow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 13:59:48 July 25, 2011 13:59:48

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you feel like sh-t today, I PROMISE you, watch this, watch this RIGHT NOW, and Mimi will make you feel better. In fact, any time you feel like sh-t watch this. And Mimi will heal it all. Mimi was back on HSN this weekend selling her butterfly cheap sh-t. The product doesn’t matter though. Full Story

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Mimi’s on her feet again...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2011 07:24:24 July 7, 2011 07:24:24

Barely. How many personal trainers does it take to train Mariah Carey? There were a few of them surrounding her yesterday in New York as she was apparently headed to a workout. With full hair and makeup? Please. I don’t know why I bother asking. Having said that, I often hit the gym with my trainer Hayley after coming directly from the studio, in full hair and makeup and, um, sometimes it makes you feel better about yourself. Full Story

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Monroe & Moroccan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 09:25:00 May 4, 2011 09:25:00

You think Mimi is pissed at her kids for coming on Royal Wedding Day and her anniversary? It means she has to share. Of course not. Babies are joy! And Mimi babies are more joy than any other joy! Anyway, she’s made us wait for the official names. Because we needed distance between the excitement of Will and Kate and then we needed more distance from the news of OBL’s death, and now it’s midweek and if we don’t know now, we won’t care as we approach the weekend. Full Story

Mimi slums it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 07:41:20 April 6, 2011 07:41:20

Oh butterfly, what is this crime? Mimi has been carrying around those twins on a very expensive couch for months, suffering and exhausted, and her reward, her sh-tty reward for all that effort is a pregnancy cover on Life & Style? Like, they were the only buyers? So many hit records, so many #1s, and the best Mariah Carey can do is …this??? It makes me so sad. Full Story

What to buy a butterfly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2011 12:25:02 March 4, 2011 12:25:02

Mariah Carey will be returning the million dollars she was paid to perform for Muammar Gaddafi. "I was naïve and unaware of who I was booked to perform for. I feel horrible and embarrassed to have participated in this mess. Going forward, this is a lesson for all artists to learn from. We need to be more aware and take more responsibility regardless of who book our shows. Full Story

Mimi Cribs: LA Edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 08:41:00 February 2, 2011 08:41:00

Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her couch, with her on it, into the Home Shopping Network studios, with 18 costume and hair changes, to sell her rainbows and Hello Kitties. Full Story

Mimi in flats!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 10:49:42 January 7, 2011 10:49:42

What? And flipflops too! Please. My heart stopped beating when I saw these – our Mimi at the doctor’s yesterday not tottering around in 5 inch booties. Has she given up on life? Note how capably she’s able to walk around on her own, unassisted. It’s like… I don’t even know her. Full Story

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Mimi’s babies > Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2010 13:00:11 December 16, 2010 13:00:11

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Nick Cannon announced on the radio this morning that he and Mariah Carey are expecting twins. Celine twins, Mimi twins... It’s like they’re trying to heal the world. We do need healing. Anyway, the best version of this twin confirmation is over at Roger Friedman’s Full Story

Christmas with Mimi and Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 14:32:12 December 14, 2010 14:32:12

Are you grumpy? Don’t fret. Mimi’s here to make it all go away. Did you watch her Christmas Special last night? If you missed it, you missed Joy. Everything she touches, from her microphone to her earpiece to that sleigh in the corner, all of it was tricked out. Mimi’s sh-t needs to be glistening. Full Story

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Best of 2010: DRANK Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 14:07:00 December 3, 2010 14:07:00

In the annual recap of our best and worst gossip moments, it’s impossible not to mention Mimi. And several times. So let this be the first. Remember when Mimi went to the Palm Springs Film Festival and got up on stage... drunk!?! Sigh. These are the best gifts. The escort on stage. How she tiptoe skips up to the mic. Full Story