Mariah Carey Gossip

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Mimi and her ma throw down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2010 09:00:17 November 30, 2010 09:00:17

Many of you have emailed me the last few days about Mariah Carey on the Home Shopping Network. I don’t know how to find the HSN on my tv. And why is it that you all are watching this? What are you buying??? A question for another time... The point is my Mimi is selling her sh-t on HSN. Tacky ass rainbow butterfly cubic zirconia and crystals. Full Story

Mimi on gender neutrality

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2010 07:14:22 November 3, 2010 07:14:22

Did you watch our Mimi on Ellen yesterday? Did you see the amazingness? It’s 7 minutes of amazingness as only Mimi can deliver it. From the moment she waddle-tottered onto the set, Mimi kept going, and it’s hard, you know? It’s hard to decide the highpoint of the interview because, since it’s Mimi, there are so many. Full Story

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Getting comfortable with Mimi & a shot at JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 08:12:54 October 28, 2010 08:12:54

It’s the news that isn’t news. Just a week or so before the release of her new Christmas album, Mimi has confirmed that she and Nick Cannon are indeed expecting. As my mother would say, “I’m so exciting.” If you have immigrant parents, you know exactly how hilarious that is, when they f-ck up their verb conjugations. Full Story

Please let there be better photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 07:40:00 September 29, 2010 07:40:00

Kristi emailed me yesterday with this Twitter link and the following message: RIGHT NOW: Mariah Carey arriving @ LAX in a wheelchair (Tu 1:04pm) What? No, she’s fine. She’s just... Well you know she never liked to walk to begin with right? Standing is sometimes a stretch. Full Story

Mimi didn’t want to get up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 07:22:12 September 27, 2010 07:22:12

You know if she could, Mimi would perform while reclined on a divan. You know if she could, she’d live her entire life reclined on a divan. She probably already eats like that, she’d f-ck like that, she’d sing like that, and she’d certainly try to dance like that, a melon popping up on and down on a sofa. Full Story

Shop Watch > BumpWatch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 12:01:56 August 26, 2010 12:01:56

As you know, I hate BumpWatch. BumpWatch + a loose dress = sh-tty gossip investigation. It’s highly, highly unreliable. Shop Watch on the other hand is a much better indication of pregnancy. And it’s Shop Watch that is making me come around to the idea that our Mimi might just be expecting a rainbow. Full Story

Mimi-less Summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 09:38:00 August 20, 2010 09:38:00

The last time Mimi appeared on a carpet was April 15, 2010. Dude, that was four months ago. Has it been a dull ache? A lonely void? An emptiness you haven’t been able to identify, always lingering around the edges of your happiness, reminding you that no matter how much fun you’ve been having this summer, it wasn’t quite complete. Full Story

Maybe not in photos?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 08:53:25 June 24, 2010 08:53:25

I wonder if these pants look better in person than in photos. The camera widens. It’s horribly inhumane. And unforgiving. And our Porny, she has so little margin for error. I know because I am the same. I have short stubby legs and wide shoulders. So maybe these pants looked great in person. Maybe in person they don’t give her the stumps. Full Story

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Anna like Mimi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 08:59:54 June 21, 2010 08:59:54

As you know, Mariah Carey is barely capable of walking and standing up by herself. If she could, she would go through life being carried everywhere. On several occasions she’s made this happen. One of my favourite stories of all time is when Mimi was attending some kind of party in her honour in England and made the car circle several times until there were enough people waiting for her arrival and upon arrival, seeing a large staircase, pouting for a security man to lift her up in his arms as she smiled and made baby faces all the way to the top. Full Story

Cheese labour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 09:11:00 May 27, 2010 09:11:00

Motherhood, as you know, is my least favourite subject. I’d rather watch Valentine’s Day and Sex & the City 2 over and over again than be enlightened by a birthing video. Unless of course the star of that birthing video is my Mimi Mariah Carey. People.com Full Story

Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2010 13:58:45 April 20, 2010 13:58:45

It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. It’s Mimi time. Full Story