Mariah Carey Gossip

Mariah Carey gossip, latest news, photos, and video.

Mimi Married

May 2, 2008 08:04:50 Posted at May 2, 2008 08:04:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Doesn’t look like Ashton had anything to do with it! Nope… Mimi’s just crazy! And crazy in love. One of Nick Cannon’s relatives reportedly confirmed the news to E! and the New York Post is suggesting that it happened so quickly, she actually went ahead with it BEFORE signing a prenup! See what happens when you lose too much weight too quickly? You fry your brain! As for the ring drama and whether or not he recycled the same ring he used for Selita Ebanks – it was confirmed that Nick purchased Mimi’s ring from Jacob & Co: pink diamonds, 17 carats worth $2. Full Story

Mimi Marrried: True, False, or Ashton?

May 1, 2008 10:45:00 Posted at May 1, 2008 10:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mariah Carey is working, working, working her new album and so far the press surrounding it has largely focused either on her body, how much weight she’s lost and her love life – whether or not she’s engaged to Nick Cannon, and did they just elope…??? Seriously… Do you even know the name of her album? I had to think very long and hard without google about that. Full Story

Mimi Cheese & Cannon

April 28, 2008 11:03:00 Posted at April 28, 2008 11:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE it! Mariah Carey showed up at the Tribeca Film Festival last night dressed down in a simple white button down and jeans in order to properly show off her huge honkin’ new ring. Nick Cannon also happened to be at Tribeca and the two held hands afterwards at a party Full Story

The Thinnification of Mimi

April 7, 2008 09:01:00 Posted at April 7, 2008 09:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At Idol Gives Back last night, Mimi posed in a tank top and jeans with a super flat stomach, little arms, a whittling waist, and not a trace of chubb. She says she’s been working hard with her trainer and eating well… it shows! Mimi Cheese has a slammin’ body. And the best part is there’s really no cause to worry. Full Story

Mimi and the Cradle?

April 3, 2008 04:52:00 Posted at April 3, 2008 04:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Probably full of sh*t but it’s the juiciest cheese…and it’s also Mimi! National Enquirer is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hooking up, ever since he guested on her new video. Mimi is ten years older. Love it. And love Nick Cannon. Have loved him since Drumline. Full Story

Your Weekly Dose of Mimi Cheese

March 25, 2008 11:29:00 Posted at March 25, 2008 11:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I need it, you need it, Mimi Cheese is our favourite. And this week’s instalment does not disappoint. (Why the f&ck does Microsoft Word keep taking the second “L” out of installment??? I prefer traveLLing with two “L’s” too.) Back to Mimi – she was featured on The Hills MTV special yesterday… it was a little bit embarrassing, really. Full Story

Monday, March 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

March Madness… can you taste it? And did you taste Mimi’s cheese on SNL? Seriously… Mimi’s cheese was stronger and more pungent than ever. My husband and I kept trying to look up her skirt which was, maybe, just maybe, 7 inches long.

Click here to touch her body. Click here to watch her show off her funny cheese with Jonah Hill and Bill Hader. And attached – Mariah in full cheese posing for the paps at the afterparty. Mimi Cheese makes my life.

Monday – online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Heads up Calgary – gossip party during Juno lead-up is coming together!!! Details to come later this week… but first the date. The date is Thursday, April 3rd. You comin’???

PPS. Isla Fisher is not blowing and dashing. The singing bitch with complaints is not Celine Dion. Jean-Claude Van Damme is not gay and broke but he totally could be, though at the very least his aggressive hustling has apparently been dialed down.

Mimi Looks Tiny

February 28, 2008 04:40:46 Posted at February 28, 2008 04:40:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi is heavily promoting her new album and wants you to touch her new skinny body. Literally. She looks good, non? Do you like her new single? Mimi hit up TRL yesterday wearing all slimming black, showing off a very small waist and an even smaller ass encased in a pair of leather pants size… 0 but really 4? One of my favourite gossip items ever! Remember when it came out that Mariah had her assistants change the sizing on her clothes so that a 6 became a 2 and then she’d walk around telling everyone in interviews that people are always shocked to find out how little she “really” is? Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Am happy she’s back. Full Story

Classic Hello Kitty Diva Cheese

October 5, 2007 13:12:35 Posted at October 5, 2007 13:12:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is a gift to good gossip. Her Cheese is unparalleled – an endless source of amusement on the darkest of days. Here is Mariah Carey on the cover of Glamour Magazine. And the interview inside doesn’t disappoint. Two passages in particular: Mariah’s New York triplex is massive – 12,000 square feet of Mimi cheese, so spacious she has no clue how many bathrooms, one of which is devoted to Hello Kitty. Full Story

New Classic Mimi Cheese

September 28, 2007 08:07:13 Posted at September 28, 2007 08:07:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s the difference between Rossum and Mimi Cheese? Rossum makes you want to drill a hole into your skull through the eyeball. Mimi Cheese just makes you giggle. Mimi is amusing. Laughing at her is fun. And while this is certainly not her objective, at the same time, she is providing pleasure and not pain. Full Story

Mimi Cheese needs a Village

September 24, 2007 10:34:47 Posted at September 24, 2007 10:34:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t get enough of this sh-t. Nothing more delicious than a shameless bitch. Mariah Carey at the VH1 Save the Music Foundation gala last week required the attendance of not one, not two, but NINE assistants to address her every need, including adjusting her breast tape, periodically brushing away stray hairs, and having heated hot rollers on the ready just in case a section of hair needed some more body. Full Story