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She always comes through…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 15:28:48 December 3, 2009 15:28:48

When I need her. It’s been a rough week work-wise and other. Also I’ve been training like a fiend and “eating healthy” pre-holidays which means chicken every day, hate chicken to begin with, and nothing greasy and certainly no fried rice. Where is the joy? There is no joy. But Mimi brings the joy. Full Story

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Mimi: cars and cats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 14:48:46 November 19, 2009 14:48:46

Mariah Carey is in London promoting herself and they asked to her to turn on the Christmas lights at Westfield Mall or something. Needless to say, having Mimi there didn’t come for free. Click here for a full list of her demands that included 20 fluffy cats and doves that had to be released upon her arrival. Full Story

Cheese Garters and the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 09:43:22 November 5, 2009 09:43:22

Best way to wash the sick of Polanski away? Mimi Cheese! Who else would appear on Ellen and show off her garters? Please. I just watched it this morning. It’s making up for the rain. She managed to walk by herself up to the couches. SO. PROUD. I have replayed this part 3 times. Because her face as she emerges, and the double waves, while tottering on her shoes, is the most amazing of amazingness in the history of amazings. Full Story

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What happens…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 08:23:46 November 3, 2009 08:23:46

When she walks on her own. See? She can’t. When she tries, she trips. I LOVE HER. SO MUCH. This is Mimi on Jay Leno last night tottering out on her own. She was a very good sport about her stumble but it’s obvious, without the handholder, here is the proof: Mariah Carey is incapable of independent ambulation. Full Story

The best anniversary present EVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 12:50:30 November 2, 2009 12:50:30

Sasha sent this over a while ago and I feel, like, GIDDY. High. Euphoric. As she put it, it’s like finding a f-cking pot of gold. There is SO much gold here. The way she can find an opportunity to burst into song, her OWN song, at any point in a conversaion, and the rant about her nails, and calling Nick in only to make him sit there like her lackey, and the look on her face when she talks about her swing, and Jodeci, and her DRESSING ROOM, and every other minute in between… 16 minutes of Mimi as she is. Full Story

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Angel Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:46:18 November 2, 2009 07:46:18

Hello Kitty’s official anniversary is November 1st. But Mimi can’t go as Hello Kitty for Halloween every year, hell no. Especially now that her costume carries double weight these days. Don’t forget about Nick. Oh but she brings such joy. Mariah Carey is happiness. Don’t tell me you aren’t smiling. Full Story

Mimi Cheese in Rio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 07:42:49 October 23, 2009 07:42:49

Happiness is a rainy Friday Cheese break. It’s Mariah Carey, of course, tottering around in Rio yesterday. Her heels were too high and the surface too uneven for her to stick her ass and tits out in her signature pose but I do love the way that security man is holding her hand for balance. Every Mimi photo is a gift, non? Mimi honoured the fans waiting outside her hotel and signed autographs for them, in town for the Fashion Rocks event. Full Story

Cheese break

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 08:50:52 October 16, 2009 08:50:52

Mimi’s husband did not accompany her to Japan. Instead, he stayed back in New York and attended the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball last night. There was a time when, briefly, I flirted with the idea of making Nick Cannon my boyfriend. Drumline. I loved Drumline. He was hot in Drumline. And he was cool for a while after. Full Story

Hello Kitty Heaven: Mimi AND the B!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 08:06:37 October 16, 2009 08:06:37

Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest dress, like, ever. Full Story

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Cheese’s 2nd home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 11:02:01 October 15, 2009 11:02:01

Mimi arrived in Tokyo today. Please. It’s like she takes her Cheese there for the restorative powers of the Far East. Hello Kitties make it stronger. See? Straight off the plane she’s already at the top of her cheddar: the ass is extra out one way, the tits are extra out the other way, teetering and tottering for her subjects, preening and primping the way only Mimi can preen and primp. Full Story

Hello Chiizu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 07:54:00 October 7, 2009 07:54:00

It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the whole time with saucer eyes. Full Story