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Cheese break

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 08:50:52 October 16, 2009 08:50:52

Mimi’s husband did not accompany her to Japan. Instead, he stayed back in New York and attended the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball last night. There was a time when, briefly, I flirted with the idea of making Nick Cannon my boyfriend. Drumline. I loved Drumline. He was hot in Drumline. And he was cool for a while after. Full Story

Hello Kitty Heaven: Mimi AND the B!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 08:06:37 October 16, 2009 08:06:37

Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest dress, like, ever. Full Story

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Cheese’s 2nd home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 11:02:01 October 15, 2009 11:02:01

Mimi arrived in Tokyo today. Please. It’s like she takes her Cheese there for the restorative powers of the Far East. Hello Kitties make it stronger. See? Straight off the plane she’s already at the top of her cheddar: the ass is extra out one way, the tits are extra out the other way, teetering and tottering for her subjects, preening and primping the way only Mimi can preen and primp. Full Story

Hello Chiizu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 07:54:00 October 7, 2009 07:54:00

It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the whole time with saucer eyes. Full Story

Precious Cheese Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2009 10:28:48 October 5, 2009 10:28:48

Tits out, ass out, Mimi heaved her cheese onto the carpet the other night at the New York premiere of Precious enveloped in a cloud of butterfly love and bunny rabbit affection. Mimi tottered over to the event wrapped around her husband Nick Cannon and the two proceeded to slather the press with a thick layer of Velveeta as Mimi, in exceptionally great spirits, perhaps due to the fact that Mo’Nique has decided to piss away Full Story

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Carry the Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 08:15:24 October 2, 2009 08:15:24

No doubt. My favourite photo of the week. Look at it. Look at them carrying Mimi’s Cheese around this morning in New York as she performed lived on The Today Show. It’s her thing, you know. Being carried around I mean. Mimi was once too tired, or spoiled, or bored, or full, to walk up and down the stairs at a private party in her honour. Full Story

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Pissing away Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 12:03:00 October 1, 2009 12:03:00

There are actors like James Franco who doesn't need the street cred and isn't a money whore who is willing to work it on daytime television just because he's curious and available (more on this tomorrow) and then there's Mo'Nique who delivers an outstanding, breathtaking performance in the sure to be nominated Oprah-backed Precious and she's refusing to promote it. Full Story

Pay to smell like Cheese … FOREVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2009 08:15:42 September 30, 2009 08:15:42

Mimi was at Macy’s yesterday in New York to promote her fragrance Mariah Carey Forever. “Thanks God”. It’s been a sh-tty morning. She brought out the first smile. I mean look at her. Full Story

Mimi Cheese Old School Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2009 08:19:55 September 3, 2009 08:19:55

Vision of Love right? Same length and bangs too. Compare the album cover and Mimi out with Nick Cannon last night for dinner at Mr Chow’s. Love her cheese SO MUCH. Look how she’s tilting her head while he’s escorting her to their car. Like somehow this makes her seem more demure and delicate even though those tits are splashing everywhere. Full Story

Eminem has pictures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 07:33:41 July 31, 2009 07:33:41

Oh Mimi. BIG mistake. Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, scaled back the rhetoric, and explained that his lyrics were misinterpreted – which is unusual for him. Full Story

Friendship Test

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 09:21:00 July 14, 2009 09:21:00

This is the title of the email I received from Michelle a short while ago sent to me and Duana. Because the Toronto International Film Festival has just made its first major announcement about the features this year. And Colin Farrell is coming back to TIFF. Last time he eyef-cked Sasha and she walked away. Full Story

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