Mariah Carey Gossip

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But would you smell her?

June 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her music, her voice… absolutely 100%. Oh baby baby, We Belong Together. But just because Mariah sells records, does it mean Mariah will sell fragrance? Do I want to sound like Mariah? Of course. Do I want to smell like Mariah Carey? Not that I think she smells bad but… no??? And still, if Britney could make millions hawking cologne, I suppose Mariah can too. Full Story

Looking Ahead

March 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My husband and I – if we manage to look anywhere close to this good in 20 years, I’ll be a happy bitch. Richard Gere and Carey Lowell at the premiere of The Hoax last night. Pompous prick yes… but he’s aging well, non? The man is my father’s age. And while my dad is balding and shrinking but very cute in his own right, Richard Gere is still a sexy beast. Full Story

BAFTA Prom: Thandie Newton

February 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Could be worse, I suppose. Mariah Carey could have been wearing it. Or Jessica Simpson. Or even Victoria Beckham. There could have been tits pouring out and pink lipstick and a Ken Paves weave to paint the whole thing trailer. But an atrocity on Thandie Newton doesn’t seem so atrocious – usually so delicate and beautiful and flawless and while this is a huge, prom pouffy disappointment, it’s also not that bad. Full Story

The Daily Mimi: Mimi in South Africa

January 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m telling you...this bitch kills me. Unabashedly Mimi, even at Oprah’s “All Girls Go to School AND the Spa” day in South Africa – the opening of her $40 million Academy – Mariah Carey just HAD to rock the occasion in animal print and all kindsa jiggle. Who else? Who else but Mimi can be so cheesy? As widely reported, Oprah invited several of her famous friends to help commemorate the occasion, asking each to bring along a personally inscribed book for the Library. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Hollywood Voldemort?

July 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My thanks to the lovely Samantha S for the deliciously smutty tip! But first…some background. Three marriages ago and way, way before superstardom, Jennifer Lopez was hitched to a man named Ojani Noa. He was a waiter, she was an ambitious actress, they fell in love, her career took off, and she ditched him shortly after. Full Story

Mimi’s concert & a question from Mikey

June 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok gossips…need your help on this one. I received an email from Mikey the other day about Mariah Carey concert tickets. Now I worship the Hoffness in Mimi as much as anyone else but I can’t say I’d take her music outside of my iPod and actually spend an entire night live in concert with her 10 thousand octaves, you know what I mean? So anyway, Mikey wants to know if Mimi is ripping off her fans. Full Story

Mariah Carey: on weight loss & boob sag

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Life & Style – SO reliable – is claiming that Mimi is claiming that she lost 30 pounds in 4 months. WTF??? She wasn’t a stick insect but by no means was her jiggle out of control. THIRTY POUNDS? Bitch didn’t need to lose 30 pounds. And something tells me 30 pounds is a bit of an exaggeration. Anyway, here’s the female Hoff looking svelte at LA Reid’s 50th birthday party over the weekend. Full Story

Jessica Alba: campaign sunshine continued…

April 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Enough already. I’m sick of this b*tch and her nauseating campaign to smother her true sexpot and replace it with Reese Witherspoon. Because as you already know, it’s painful to watch a two bit actress overreaching her limits and trying to go for gold. Just ask Jennifer Aniston. Jessica Alba wants to be taken seriously. Full Story

The Daily Hoff: Eminem

February 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mother of Goddess. A bad boy with botox and a bad bronze. Can you believe what has become of Eminem??? The more I look at it, the more I am convinced that he is indeed perfect for Mariah Carey. And I am oddly fascinated by his smooth ass. Rounded to perfection, evenly toned and strangely sweet - as if to say, look what a good foundation can do, even on your bum. Full Story

Best Jammed at the Seams – Mariah Carey

January 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently that raging bulimic queen Karl Lagerfeld designed this for her himself. You could have fooled me. Or maybe it’s because on Mimi, the most precious of frocks can be reduced in a split second to a tarty piece of prom night confection. Still… how can anyone resist Mariah? She stuffed herself into this thing and acted like the belle of the ball. Full Story

Mariah Carey - a breast examination

January 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have pointed out astutely that the Carey carriage did not look so ample 15 years ago when she was noticeably thinner and less well endowed. Point taken. But I also want to draw your attention to the fact that she has grown exponentially AND proportionally. As my friend Brian would say - the hooty matches the booty. Full Story