The following review is spoiler-heavy. Please click away if you haven’t seen the movie. It was a good movie. I don’t think it was a great movie. 7 out of 10. Sorry? And I don’t mean about the length although it was certainly too long for my taste, but the length wasn’t the problem. Full Story

Tracking for The Dark Knight Rises is very, VERY strong. Here we go. Can it challenge The Avengers? Right now they’re saying at least $185 million and it just might give Marvel a go to get to $200 million even though TDKR is not 3D. But why fight? Everyone is happy. Here they are, the happy cast of The Dark Knight Rises in London last night at the premiere. Full Story

The Dark Knight Rises premiered in London tonight. Anne Hathaway’s was easily the better dress in New York the other day while Marion’s... was disappointing. Click here for a refresher. This round however I give to Marion. It’s Dior, of course, and straight from the F/W 2013 Haute Couture collection that was presented a couple of weeks ago in Paris. Full Story

Hate SO MUCH what Marion Cotillard wore last night at the New York premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. Especially those shoes. Gross. How gross? This is an outfit for Emmy Rossum. You see? Gross. And especially disappointing because her new Vogue cover just came out and it’s glorious. Full Story

As I reported yesterday, Guillaume Canet was not in Cannes with Marion Cotillard yesterday for the premiere of De Rouille et d’os. Guillaume stayed back with Marcel in New York where he’s directing Blood Ties. How CUTE are these pictures of him playing with his boy? That child’s face is the exact perfect combination of his parents. Full Story

Marion Cotillard has been to Cannes, obviously. But she’s never been to Cannes with a film in competition. Marcel was born last year during Cannes when Midnight In Paris was presented. She’s here now for Jacques Audiard’s De Rouille et d’os (Rust & Bone). The screening was this morning at 8:30am and I suck because I could not get my ass out of bed for it. Full Story

I’m not a fringe fan. That’s partly feng shui and, well, look at Jessica Biel. We’ll get to her in a minute. If there’s one person who can do a fringe though, it’s Marion Cotillard. The difference?Hers is super choppy and short. With hers you can still see all of her face. That face! I suppose that face works with whatever hair you give it. Full Story

It’s Friday afternoon. The next time I post to the site it’ll be early Monday morning and the Oscars will already have happened. This then is the final post of our Oscar retrospective. Until next year. Thought I’d end on my two favourite Oscar dresses from the last decade. It’s like choosing between your children. Full Story

A long time ago, when Joaquin Phoenix was #1 on my Five List, before he revealed himself to be a mega prick, and before Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet (happily) came together in real life, I would have reacted differently to these photos. Almost optimistically. In 2007, I would have LOVED the Gossip potential of Marion and Joaquin. Full Story

They went out, though did not pose together, in Paris last night for a party. God she is gorgeous. Look at that face, and without a lot of makeup. SO beautiful, right? I can’t wait to see her in The Dark Knight Rises. I can’t wait to see WHO she is. How does Christopher Nolan keep his sh-t so tight?Remember when Guillaume Canet was in The Beach with Leonardo DiCaprio? This is what happens during a bad crush. Full Story

Marion Cotillard made her first red carpet appearance last night since the birth of son Marcel in New York for the premiere of Contagion. Have you ever seen a more exquisite face? Jesus. Her face makes me want to make corny statements. Like: I know that happiness exists when I look at her. If ever there was a doubt that there is beauty in our world. Full Story

Um.... She had a baby 2 weeks ago. 2 weeks and a day. May 19th. They called him Marcel. SO cute. I love the name Marcel! Marcel Canet! Yeah so... You might not want to look at these pictures if you’re not feeling good about yourself today. Because here’s Marion Cotillard in Paris, on a photo shoot for Dior, looking. Full Story

Diana Kruger arrived at LAX yesterday and Joshua Jackson picked her up with flowers, which, like, awwww… Not just because it’s flowers and Valentines but because there are so many paps at that airport, and so many starf-ckers standing around, and he’s all like, whatever, I need to be romantic for my girl. Full Story

So happy. Because so many people, after this appearance, were sniping that my Marion had her tits done. In December, I posted that there was another possibility. Click here for a refresher. She’s having a baby. Full Story