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Plain Ashley and what MK eats

October 24, 2008 10:47:35 Posted at October 24, 2008 10:47:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Olsens were on Oprah yesterday – most boring interview ever. Seriously… You’d think the Mighty Opes would slap her big stick around more often, non? She’s Oprah. She could have asked them whatever she wanted to. Instead though, Oprah decided to throw softballs and spent too much time discussing with Mary Kate and Ashley what they like for breakfast. Full Story

GOOPy and the Twins at Heathrow!

October 8, 2008 15:59:00 Posted at October 8, 2008 15:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No…the OTHER Twins. The Olsens. My Gwyneth arrived at Heathrow bound for NYC today and ran into MK and Ashley. You’ll note all of them are wearing flat boots and not stilettos. Even though they don’t have children to chase after. Victoria Beckham on the other hand can’t walk into an airport without at least 4 inches when she’s with her 3 boys. Full Story

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Prunes at Letterman

June 27, 2008 07:13:32 Posted at June 27, 2008 07:13:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MK was on Letterman last night to promote her movie The Wackness during which she has a love scene with that sexy beast Ben Kingsley. As you can see, she brought her prune smile along for the visit. In fact, I think she brought extra prunes along for the visit. The suckage seems extra, non? And the hair! My hair!!! LOOOVE the braid! Also worthy of note: Mary Kate isn’t scary skinny anymore. Full Story

The Cutest Nicole and MK too

June 24, 2008 14:38:00 Posted at June 24, 2008 14:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For someone with all that money, MK is pretty sh*t at keeping her sh*t undercover. I don’t use MySpace etc so maybe I’m missing something but I don’t understand why there isn’t some kind of security function that locks down your personal photos. And why you can’t simply tell your friends to do the same. Full Story

No More Sharing Prunes?

June 23, 2008 05:48:45 Posted at June 23, 2008 05:48:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A battle brewing over their billion dollar fortune? Word is, there is tension between the Olsens. Apparently the two are refusing to be interviewed together as they promote their new clothing line Elizabeth and James and according to a Page Six source Full Story

Prunes are good for poo…and smiles!

June 12, 2008 10:45:00 Posted at June 12, 2008 10:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’re all adults here so let’s not be squeamish. I have had experience with prunes. Prune juice is disgusting but they are very effective for those who have certain issues. I have had those issues my whole life. And we Chinese are weird. We like to suck on the dried salty ones like popcorn in movies. Full Story

Ashley > MKO

May 6, 2008 08:13:33 Posted at May 6, 2008 08:13:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I’m an MK apologist. MK thrives on the esoteric. She doesn’t want to be admired. At least not by the masses. But tonight, you’d be hard pressed to find a fan even in the deepest recesses of the fashion elites. You think she looks assy in photos? How about exponentially worse in person? And standing next to her sister didn’t help either. Full Story

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Who Might Be Eating?

April 29, 2008 12:42:56 Posted at April 29, 2008 12:42:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MKO??? Really??? Here she is last night in New York at the Chanel party celebrating the Tribeca Film Festival and maybe it’s because I’ve just seen Kristen Johnson’s legs but MK’s … well… they’ve looked a lot worse. Could Mary Kate Olsen actually be making healthy choices? Let’s go with that… even though she insists on such a deathly face. Full Story

The People are Démodé

April 17, 2008 08:31:00 Posted at April 17, 2008 08:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mary Kate doesn’t get dressed for an appearance, like last night at the "New Year"s in April: A Fool"s Fete", expecting you to like what she’s wearing. Quite the opposite in fact. Mary Kate reckons her style is esoteric, appreciated by the very few and only the “right” kind of people. Full Story

Kate Beating Mary Kate

March 27, 2008 11:06:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 11:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know you’re totally owning the thin-off when you’re beating even Mary Kate Olsen. MK showed up at the 21 screening last night and, would you believe it, she was NOT the skinniest girl in the room. As you know already, that distinction belonged to Kate Bosworth. MK on the other hand, by her standards, actually looked positively plumb! Quit freaking out. Full Story

Olsens in Paris

February 29, 2008 07:24:29 Posted at February 29, 2008 07:24:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MK showed up solo at the Giambattista Valli show the other day looking fantastically ridiculous and was joined by Ashley at Chanel where no one could tell the two apart. The glasses, the get-ups, of course it’s all absurd. But it’s also kind of amazing. Come on… be honest… would you want your Olsens served up any other way? And they really do have the best style, non? Killer style. Full Story