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Kate Beating Mary Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 11:06:00 March 27, 2008 11:06:00

You know you’re totally owning the thin-off when you’re beating even Mary Kate Olsen. MK showed up at the 21 screening last night and, would you believe it, she was NOT the skinniest girl in the room. As you know already, that distinction belonged to Kate Bosworth. MK on the other hand, by her standards, actually looked positively plumb! Quit freaking out. Full Story

Olsens in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 07:24:29 February 29, 2008 07:24:29

MK showed up solo at the Giambattista Valli show the other day looking fantastically ridiculous and was joined by Ashley at Chanel where no one could tell the two apart. The glasses, the get-ups, of course it’s all absurd. But it’s also kind of amazing. Come on… be honest… would you want your Olsens served up any other way? And they really do have the best style, non? Killer style. Full Story

For the Other Twin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 11:52:45 January 21, 2008 11:52:45

Jared Leto at Sundance looking actually kinda… hot. Douchebags can be sexy. Probably freezing his balls off without a shirt on but kinda sexy nonetheless. And at least there aren’t bits of wiry pubes poking out to say hello. As you know, Jared was last spotted making out with Ashley Olsen. Full Story

Dolce Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 00:00:00 December 4, 2007 00:00:00

Sean Avery, who dated Elisha Cuthbert and supposedly bragged about cheating on her and who recently romped with MK Olsen, was issued an apology this week from the radio announcer who’d reported that he insulted Maple Leaf Jason Blake in a tense game a few weeks ago. The announcer told his audience that since Sean was so adamant that he never said those things and was threatening to sue, it must be that he trusted a bad source. Full Story

Blame Sean Avery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

Mary Kate Olsen was taken to hospital yesterday – official reason: kidney infection. Unofficial reason: Sean Avery. MK had apparently hooked up with the useless piece of sh*t hockey thug a couple weeks ago but Sean has now reportedly run back to Elisha Cuthbert. Xenu only knows what kind of contamination he left behind that’s ailing MK. Full Story

Lance Denies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 00:00:00 November 16, 2007 00:00:00

Of course he does. Even though multiple sources in multiple New York papers saw the two of them making out, Lance Armstrong is backing away. Lance told Page Six: "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. Full Story

He’s The Kind of Guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2007 00:00:00 November 13, 2007 00:00:00

Who is hired specifically to get under the skin of other players. He is a goon. He is a prick. He has been called out for making racist comments about African Americans/Canadians and French Canadians. And now, he is without a doubt the worst piece of sh*t motherf*cker to ever put on a hockey uniform and call his sad self an athlete. Full Story

Hair Envy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2007 10:54:22 August 6, 2007 10:54:22

I’m told there is no perm that can make hair this look natural. Sigh. Bone straight Chinese locks suck ass. Here’s Mary Kate Olsen promoting her guest-starring stint on Weeds and again on the set of a new show wearing dread lock extensions. On her they kinda work. I love MK style. If I were her age and white, I’d do exactly the same. Full Story

Stars for Soccer: MK Olsen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Olsen > Hilton. All. Day. Long. I love Mary Kate. If I were Mary Kate, if I were 21, I’d do exactly the same. Trailblaze with my closet – who cares if the MiniVan doesn’t get it? Anyway, here she is arriving at the Galaxy game Saturday, disheveled per usual and camera shy. You will note: the Olsens do not tip off the pappies as to their whereabouts, nor do they live for the cover of Us Weekly. Full Story