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Matthew Broderick: the bloat of the horse

September 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hate to kick a dandy bitch when he"s been kicked by a dandy horse - and believe me, I have not missed the irony of it all - but still... that Elvis bloat floating around his face is hard to ignore, and you have to wonder how slow his recovery must be, because from the looks of it, the prescription medication has to be retaining some water and numbing some serious pain pain. Full Story

TIFF takes over

September 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have arrived in Toronto, hooked up with my eTalk colleagues tonight for the Canadian Filmmaker’s Party at the swanky Spoke Club – am thrilled to be part of the CTV team with the most extensive festival coverage in the city, including exclusive access to Chanel events and official broadcast sponsorship of the One x One (Matt Damon’s headlining gala) party at Carlu and of course the Premiere Lounge…where Christian Bale will be making an appearance on Saturday, along with Wyclef Jean who, as we all know, is tight with someone who had Brad Pitt’s baby. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Ashton Kutcher

August 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When he"s clean shaven, when he"s not rockin" a patchy beard, I am all over it. Especially since I"ve become a big supporter of his love, his marriage, his devotion to Demi, however long it might last. My problem with Ashton though is the sorry attempt at facial hair. Have you seen Team America World Police? We were playing poker last week and had it on in the background. Full Story

Best David Wooderson: Wilmer Valderamma

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Underage p&ssy all up in the joint – of course he was there! Because this kind of Blue Steele cheese only works on 20 below. You remember Matthew McConnaughey from Dazed & Confused? Wilmer Valderamma, my friends, is totally Hollywood Wooderson, perhaps one of the most classic cinematic characters of all time, delivering one of the most classic lines of all time. Full Story


Two grooms - not Ben and Matt. Not recent enough and, come to think of it, probably not harmonious enough either. Relieved? Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

The Departed vs Infernal Affairs

August 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With only two months to go, the publicity will build. It is perhaps the most highly anticipated release of the upcoming fall sched, due out October 6th, with a stellar cast, under the eye of a legendary director. Martin Scorcese, Jack Nicholson, Leo D, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, and Alec Baldwin. Full Story

Matt & Lance: Texas tailchasing at its finest

July 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are, apparently, new BFFs. Single, horny, hot, fit, and constantly lookin" to score. What"s not to love? Have we talked about my once upon a time obsession with Lance Armstrong yet? Three years ago, almost exactly. Just after his fifth tour victory, post-Kik, pre-Sheryl, I fancied him hardcore. Full Story

Britney Spears: weak, weak, weak

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were close, gossips. We were very, very close. But in the ongoing Battle for Britney, Kevin Federline has won again - for now. In a major coup for NBC, Matt Lauer scored an interview with the emotionally fragile Britney in which she reveals that her marriage is more than strong and that the intense scrutiny on her private life and her mothering skills is the bane of her existence. Full Story


Matthew McConnaughey does not need supervision. Or a beard, although some would say he already has one. For the record, I do not think he"s a McGay. Unless he stopped f&cking women 2 years ago. Which is when a certain acquaintance of mine bagged him good and hard. But that"s another story. And it isn"t Matthew Broderick either. Unlike Mr. Parker, the queer you"re looking for has never been married to a horse. A real woman, yes. But definitely not a horse. As for the Not So Strong Woman …Hilary Swank ain"t she. The wife beater might have insecure man issues but he"s hella more accomplished than Chad Lowe. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Josh Lucas…really?

April 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I must get hundreds of emails a month pleading for Josh Lucas to be inducted into the Freebie 5. And while I certainly understand that it"s all about personal preference, I just do not see it. Here he is at the premiere for United 93 looking more greasy Florida business man than hunky Hollywood heartthrob. Full Story

Behind Matt LeBlanc’s divorce

April 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So you know he split from his wife. And you already know he immediately hooked up with his co-star. Don’t ask me what her name is. I can’t be bothered to memorise the identity of every 2 bit actress on every 2 bit sitcom in Hollywood. All I know is that she’s blonde and she’s generic. The others details I’ll leave to you for homework. Full Story