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The Queen DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

Helen Mirren is The Queen. An Oscar-winning performance that swept awards season and provides some insight into what Queen Elizabeth II is really like. Did you know she can drive? And does drive? And stomps around in wellies? The Queen DVD comes out on April 24th, I have five copies to give away. If you’re interested, send an email to [email protected] Full Story

The Good Shepherd DVD Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Matt Damon, Robert DeNiro, and the controversial Angelina Jolie. If you recall, she was pregnant with the Chosen One during the filming of this movie. Both Matt and Angie gushed about how amazing it was to work with DeNiro and many thought that the movie was largely overlooked during awards season. The DVD comes out TODAY, I have three copies to give away to Laineygossip. Full Story

Fag & Hag go the show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2007 12:00:00 March 23, 2007 12:00:00

Last night at the premiere of Curtains, a new musical on Broadway – SJP and dapper dandy Matthew Broderick made an appearance displaying about as much chemistry and fondness as I do with my own Main ‘Mo Darren. Darren and I went for manicures the other day. Then we went for Greek food and complained about carbohydrates. Full Story

SJP: Dandy and her hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

Looking lovely at the Writer’s Guild event on Sunday night…if not a little gaunt. And that might as well be Sanford Blatch she’s married too, non? Obviously not Sanford, but don’t tell me Matthew isn’t as much of a Dandy…or more. From one faghag to another, you know it when you see it… And then her hands. Full Story

Tuesday, December 19, 2006 Dear Gossips, Matt Damon on Larry King last night admitted he takes on another persona, pretends to be someone else – the most boring someone else - during junkets and promotional events because, in his words, the skillset required to make a movie is completely different from the one you use to sell it. According to Matt, “selling a movie” is apparently the most tedious responsibility attached to making one and these days it’s less about the “work” than it is about branding toilet paper, which is why Matt, in all his passive aggressive sanctimony, will strip himself of all personality for interviews, at once beholden to his professional obligations but bucking them at the same time. Bitch…please. Acting is acting no matter who the audience. And while we’re at it, would it kill you to act grateful for the $10 million paycheque and the right to work oh… only 2 or 3 months out of the year? Just asking… Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for updates, new posts will appear at the top of the page, immediately following the opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Quiveration: Oceans 13

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2006 12:00:00 December 18, 2006 12:00:00

A new still from the upcoming Oceans 13 – thanks Chris! Movie comes out summer 2007, apparently much better than the 2nd which was widely panned even by the cast, though I have to ask – was it really that bad? I didn’t think it was all that bad. But I digress. The point is, everyone is happy with the 3rd. Full Story

How Matthew Keeps Fit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2006 12:00:00 December 13, 2006 12:00:00

My favourite story of the day – whether it’s grunting and sweating on the beach, or doing yoga on the beach, or showing off his greasy monkey chest wherever he goes, Matthew McConaughey is endlessly amusing. Currently promoting his new movie We Are Marshall, Matthew is doing press and talking Lance (he admires him for his work fundraising for cancer research) and Penelope (they’re still on good terms, he thinks she should be nominated for Oscar) and his body. Full Story

Matthew McConaughey: the perfect orange love match

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2006 12:00:00 December 11, 2006 12:00:00

Some taboid reported the bogus story a few weeks ago - that Jennifer Aniston had expressed interest in Matthew McConaughey. No one bought it at the time but when you think about it...actually, when you look at it, it wouldn"t be a bad match, non? Literally...it"s a match. He"s so orange he"s practically purple (do you remember that line from Bridget Jones when her parents got back together? Hee. Full Story

Matt Damon: Will Team America hurt his chances?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2006 12:00:00 November 1, 2006 12:00:00

You know he’s my prediction right? For People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive? Totally a long shot but I’m holding fast, though I do worry about the Team America thing. Have you seen it? One of the funniest bits in the movie is the way they make fun of Matt Damon – he pops up randomly and the only thing he does is say his name… “Matt Damon!” for absolutely no reason. Full Story

Pro-Love for Miss Minnie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

Always have had a soft spot for Minnie. Poor thing had to struggle against being forever the fat girl after Circle of Friends. Poor thing was dumped by Matt Damon on Oprah. Poor thing can"t find lasting love. Poor thing butted heads with Babs. Apparently there"s a new beau…and it shows. Check out Minnie last night at an event for Randolph Duke. Full Story

McBongo"s facial compensation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2006 12:00:00 October 12, 2006 12:00:00

The reigning People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive. There HAS to be a curse. If there was no curse, how can you explain his sharp summer decline? Looking bad is one thing. Desperately craving attention, oozing sleaze, oily and pervy... Matthew McConaughey is totally revolting. Here is at LAX the other day, compensating for the recession with that nasty ass overgrown beard. Full Story