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Matt & Lance: Texas tailchasing at its finest

July 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are, apparently, new BFFs. Single, horny, hot, fit, and constantly lookin" to score. What"s not to love? Have we talked about my once upon a time obsession with Lance Armstrong yet? Three years ago, almost exactly. Just after his fifth tour victory, post-Kik, pre-Sheryl, I fancied him hardcore. Full Story

Britney Spears: weak, weak, weak

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were close, gossips. We were very, very close. But in the ongoing Battle for Britney, Kevin Federline has won again - for now. In a major coup for NBC, Matt Lauer scored an interview with the emotionally fragile Britney in which she reveals that her marriage is more than strong and that the intense scrutiny on her private life and her mothering skills is the bane of her existence. Full Story

LastWord

Matthew McConnaughey does not need supervision. Or a beard, although some would say he already has one. For the record, I do not think he"s a McGay. Unless he stopped f&cking women 2 years ago. Which is when a certain acquaintance of mine bagged him good and hard. But that"s another story. And it isn"t Matthew Broderick either. Unlike Mr. Parker, the queer you"re looking for has never been married to a horse. A real woman, yes. But definitely not a horse. As for the Not So Strong Woman …Hilary Swank ain"t she. The wife beater might have insecure man issues but he"s hella more accomplished than Chad Lowe. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Josh Lucas…really?

April 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I must get hundreds of emails a month pleading for Josh Lucas to be inducted into the Freebie 5. And while I certainly understand that it"s all about personal preference, I just do not see it. Here he is at the premiere for United 93 looking more greasy Florida business man than hunky Hollywood heartthrob. Full Story

Behind Matt LeBlanc’s divorce

April 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So you know he split from his wife. And you already know he immediately hooked up with his co-star. Don’t ask me what her name is. I can’t be bothered to memorise the identity of every 2 bit actress on every 2 bit sitcom in Hollywood. All I know is that she’s blonde and she’s generic. The others details I’ll leave to you for homework. Full Story

LastWord

Don"t forget to check me out on Flow 93.5 in Toronto tomorrow at 4:30pm with Devo Brown. Fresh smut on Thursday night, including insider smut behind the Matt LeBlanc divorce. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Matt Leblanc getting divorced

March 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matt Leblanc getting divorced You must have heard by now, right? That after 3 years of marriage, Matt LeBlanc is splitting from his wife Melissa McKnight? Too bad, so sad, yet another Hollywood hookup gone awry. But the real question is - Do you smell it? Something stinks, y’all. And if my smutty sense is as sharp as it usually is, you bet your boob job there’s more to this story than we’ll ever know. Full Story

Missing Minnie

March 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While we"re on the subject of instability…how about Minnie Driver? Do you miss her? I miss her. Because I like her. She"s a crazy bitch and she reeks of desperation (will the poor thing ever get over Will Hunting?) but she"s also hilarious and refreshing and she looks great right now, as you can see from these photos taken today in London. Full Story

Best Young Actress: Michelle Williams

March 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love this colour. I love how she wore it. I love how her sleeves fanned out when they caught a light breeze. I love how in love they are. Once a year I like to be naïve. I want to believe that he adores her. I want to believe they’ll be together forever - a new ubertalented Hollywood power couple. Which is why I’m kinda happy she didn’t win tonight. Full Story

LastWord

So I was first out in poker tonight. On a major losing streak ya"ll. Huge celebration though for my friends Crazy Grace and Matt the Rake. Engaged in Vegas with a muthahonkin" rock to prove it. Love is sweet, gossips. Love is sweet indeed. I"m on eTalk tomorrow and I"ve got an update on the ever changing Nicole/Keith situation. Plan B is in effect. I"ll tell all on the show or check out the clip after 7pm EST. Fresh smut Thursday night with more details about the wedding. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Matt Dillon has been everywhere

January 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the other day, I posted an piece about Matt Dillon, praising him for his hotness and lamenting the fact that I have heard many rumours about his maybe gaybe status. Next thing you know, my inbox is flooded with first hand reports to the contrary. Full Story