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Pro-love for Jen & Matt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a couple I could FULLY support...not that the ridiculous reports in Life & Style Weekly are worthy of your confidence - remember, Brad was calling Jen for a reconciliation 3 weeks ago, right? Oh yes, and TomKat was supposed to be finished by now. But let"s not harp on the details. The point is - Jennifer Aniston and Matthew McConaughey are crystal clear logic. Full Story

LastWord

The Favour: please check archives for previous guesses. Not Jamie Foxx though I suppose the giver does have some musical inclinations. And not Leo D because Leo D is much more influential and also unattached. Same goes for Matthew McConaughey, hirsute in all the wrong places. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Matthew Broderick: the bloat of the horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

Hate to kick a dandy bitch when he"s been kicked by a dandy horse - and believe me, I have not missed the irony of it all - but still... that Elvis bloat floating around his face is hard to ignore, and you have to wonder how slow his recovery must be, because from the looks of it, the prescription medication has to be retaining some water and numbing some serious pain pain. Full Story

TIFF takes over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2006 12:00:00 September 6, 2006 12:00:00

Have arrived in Toronto, hooked up with my eTalk colleagues tonight for the Canadian Filmmaker’s Party at the swanky Spoke Club – am thrilled to be part of the CTV team with the most extensive festival coverage in the city, including exclusive access to Chanel events and official broadcast sponsorship of the One x One (Matt Damon’s headlining gala) party at Carlu and of course the Premiere Lounge…where Christian Bale will be making an appearance on Saturday, along with Wyclef Jean who, as we all know, is tight with someone who had Brad Pitt’s baby. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

When he"s clean shaven, when he"s not rockin" a patchy beard, I am all over it. Especially since I"ve become a big supporter of his love, his marriage, his devotion to Demi, however long it might last. My problem with Ashton though is the sorry attempt at facial hair. Have you seen Team America World Police? We were playing poker last week and had it on in the background. Full Story

Best David Wooderson: Wilmer Valderamma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Underage p&ssy all up in the joint – of course he was there! Because this kind of Blue Steele cheese only works on 20 below. You remember Matthew McConnaughey from Dazed & Confused? Wilmer Valderamma, my friends, is totally Hollywood Wooderson, perhaps one of the most classic cinematic characters of all time, delivering one of the most classic lines of all time. Full Story

LastWord

Two grooms - not Ben and Matt. Not recent enough and, come to think of it, probably not harmonious enough either. Relieved? Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

The Departed vs Infernal Affairs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2006 12:00:00 August 10, 2006 12:00:00

With only two months to go, the publicity will build. It is perhaps the most highly anticipated release of the upcoming fall sched, due out October 6th, with a stellar cast, under the eye of a legendary director. Martin Scorcese, Jack Nicholson, Leo D, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, and Alec Baldwin. Full Story

Matt & Lance: Texas tailchasing at its finest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

They are, apparently, new BFFs. Single, horny, hot, fit, and constantly lookin" to score. What"s not to love? Have we talked about my once upon a time obsession with Lance Armstrong yet? Three years ago, almost exactly. Just after his fifth tour victory, post-Kik, pre-Sheryl, I fancied him hardcore. Full Story

Britney Spears: weak, weak, weak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

We were close, gossips. We were very, very close. But in the ongoing Battle for Britney, Kevin Federline has won again - for now. In a major coup for NBC, Matt Lauer scored an interview with the emotionally fragile Britney in which she reveals that her marriage is more than strong and that the intense scrutiny on her private life and her mothering skills is the bane of her existence. Full Story

LastWord

Matthew McConnaughey does not need supervision. Or a beard, although some would say he already has one. For the record, I do not think he"s a McGay. Unless he stopped f&cking women 2 years ago. Which is when a certain acquaintance of mine bagged him good and hard. But that"s another story. And it isn"t Matthew Broderick either. Unlike Mr. Parker, the queer you"re looking for has never been married to a horse. A real woman, yes. But definitely not a horse. As for the Not So Strong Woman …Hilary Swank ain"t she. The wife beater might have insecure man issues but he"s hella more accomplished than Chad Lowe. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey