Last night at the premiere of Curtains, a new musical on Broadway – SJP and dapper dandy Matthew Broderick made an appearance displaying about as much chemistry and fondness as I do with my own Main ‘Mo Darren.
Darren and I went for manicures the other day. Then we went for Greek food and complained about carbohydrates. Then he tried to make me feel better about weight gain due to eating nonstop while quitting smoking by complimenting my skin. Your skin really DOES improve like almost immediately. My husband didn’t notice. But of course Darren did.
Nothing compares to having a gay confidante, you know what I mean?
Wonder if SJP feels the same way? Bet your boob job she does…though my fag is way more stylish.