McBongo"s facial compensation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2006 12:00:00 October 12, 2006 12:00:00
The reigning People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive. There HAS to be a curse. If there was no curse, how can you explain his sharp summer decline? Looking bad is one thing. Desperately craving attention, oozing sleaze, oily and pervy... Matthew McConaughey is totally revolting. Here is at LAX the other day, compensating for the recession with that nasty ass overgrown beard. First Jude, now Matthew...how many victims constitutes a curse?

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