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Fag & Hag go the show

March 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the premiere of Curtains, a new musical on Broadway – SJP and dapper dandy Matthew Broderick made an appearance displaying about as much chemistry and fondness as I do with my own Main ‘Mo Darren. Darren and I went for manicures the other day. Then we went for Greek food and complained about carbohydrates. Full Story

The Daily SexyTime: Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

March 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wahwahweewah! Do you know what comes out on DVD today? Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan … My Borat comes out on DVD today! KILLER special features including: - Five extended/deleted scenes - Deleted footage montage, featuring never-before-seen clips - Publicity Tour Montage, including appearances at The Toronto International Film Festival, Cannes, Comic-Con and others I have 5 copies to give away to 5 true fans. Full Story

SJP: Dandy and her hands

February 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looking lovely at the Writer’s Guild event on Sunday night…if not a little gaunt. And that might as well be Sanford Blatch she’s married too, non? Obviously not Sanford, but don’t tell me Matthew isn’t as much of a Dandy…or more. From one faghag to another, you know it when you see it… And then her hands. Full Story

Three Whiskers gets a haircut

January 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A big improvement actually – definitely a step in the right direction. You can’t change who you are, you know? And since he’ll never be a manly man, best to embrace the eternal boy within – the boy with inadequate facial hair and an overpowering air of Fem. But while it’s wonderful to see that Bloomy is accepting the inevitable, it’s still a challenge to understand what in ass Penelope Cruz is doing with him. Full Story

Pene Untouched

December 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

BARELY any makeup save for some mascara and a little gloss but check out the lovely Penelope Cruz at Heathrow on Wednesday – impressive non? When so many stars look like sh-t without enhancement, Pene is actually just as cute, if not cuter, au naturel.   Also helps that she rid herself of that greasy monkey McConaughey. Full Story

How Matthew Keeps Fit

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite story of the day – whether it’s grunting and sweating on the beach, or doing yoga on the beach, or showing off his greasy monkey chest wherever he goes, Matthew McConaughey is endlessly amusing. Currently promoting his new movie We Are Marshall, Matthew is doing press and talking Lance (he admires him for his work fundraising for cancer research) and Penelope (they’re still on good terms, he thinks she should be nominated for Oscar) and his body. Full Story

Matthew McConaughey: the perfect orange love match

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some taboid reported the bogus story a few weeks ago - that Jennifer Aniston had expressed interest in Matthew McConaughey. No one bought it at the time but when you think about it...actually, when you look at it, it wouldn"t be a bad match, non? Literally...it"s a match. He"s so orange he"s practically purple (do you remember that line from Bridget Jones when her parents got back together? Hee. Full Story

Colin & Jamie: Miami Vice Exclusive Giveaway

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Miami Vice DVD comes out next week and I have 3 copies to giveaway if you’re interested. If you want to win, send an email to lainey@laineygossip.com and tell me – who’s the bigger trainwreck: Britney or Lindsay? Defend your position in 150 words or less by Thursday afternoon. Good luck! Synopsis: From acclaimed writer-director-producer Michael Mann, Miami Vice explores the intricate dynamic between criminals and cops who risk everything as they navigate an international marketplace where third-world drug trafficking intersects with billion-dollar conglomerates. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly three years after their split, she still seems to sing scientological praises whenever she’s asked, indicative of the true lasting power of the Church’s implant – perhaps even more lethal than the time triggered bomb used so expertly in MI:3, which pretty much means that Katie’s in it for at least a decade. Full Story

Tuesday, October 31, 2006
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Dear Gossips, Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts. Please forgive typos? No time to edit, travel day today. New articles will appear at the top, just after the opening paragraph. As for Reese and Ryan, Roger Friedman at Fox News is reporting that the two had a major scrap in NYC a couple of weeks ago at the Flags premiere, which corroborates the account of a photographer called Hugo2030 who was the first to describe the UNaffection between the Witherspoons and (gloating now) detailed on this site nearly two weeks ago. And the alleged adultery? Stay tuned, gossips. Rumour has it, he has AWFUL taste in extracurricular partners.

Heather Mills: A Backlash up the Arse!

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh…this is f-cking GOLD. Thanks to Valerie M for the tip. Piers Morgan introduced Heather to Paul way back. He has now written an open letter of apology printed in the Daily Mail, taking responsibility for introducing his friend to the evil golddigging capital C known as Heather Mills. An OPEN APOLOGY because as he says, with absolutely no question, Heather is a scheming, conniving liar with an enormous ego, who could not handle being Mrs, greedy and opportunistic, and completely unworthy of anyone"s compassion. Full Story

McBongo"s facial compensation

October 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The reigning People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive. There HAS to be a curse. If there was no curse, how can you explain his sharp summer decline? Looking bad is one thing. Desperately craving attention, oozing sleaze, oily and pervy... Matthew McConaughey is totally revolting. Here is at LAX the other day, compensating for the recession with that nasty ass overgrown beard. Full Story

Handicapping the Sexiest Man Alive

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Around this time every year for the last 3 years, I have made my prediction for People Magazine"s Sexiest Man Alive. As it stands, I"m 2 for 3 with Jude Law as the only aberration and accurately naming Matthew McConaughey six weeks in advance 12 months ago. Sorry for the gloat. Anyway, it"s about that time again, although I"m not sure anyone wants to claim the title anymore. Full Story

Pene & Pedro

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Penelope Cruz is delightful...I am completely charmed by these photos taken recently at a Paper Magazine event to honour her new Almodovar project Volver, for which she is said to be in the running for a nomination. After her cruise with the GMD, I was hoping for good things. Matthew McConaughey looked good for a while until that turned gross and sweaty, and single Pene looked even better - focused, fit, free. Full Story