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Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2006 12:00:00 November 14, 2006 12:00:00

In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly three years after their split, she still seems to sing scientological praises whenever she’s asked, indicative of the true lasting power of the Church’s implant – perhaps even more lethal than the time triggered bomb used so expertly in MI:3, which pretty much means that Katie’s in it for at least a decade. Full Story

Tuesday, October 31, 2006 Dear Gossips, Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts. Please forgive typos? No time to edit, travel day today. New articles will appear at the top, just after the opening paragraph. As for Reese and Ryan, Roger Friedman at Fox News is reporting that the two had a major scrap in NYC a couple of weeks ago at the Flags premiere, which corroborates the account of a photographer called Hugo2030 who was the first to describe the UNaffection between the Witherspoons and (gloating now) detailed on this site nearly two weeks ago. And the alleged adultery? Stay tuned, gossips. Rumour has it, he has AWFUL taste in extracurricular partners.

Heather Mills: A Backlash up the Arse!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

Oh…this is f-cking GOLD. Thanks to Valerie M for the tip. Piers Morgan introduced Heather to Paul way back. He has now written an open letter of apology printed in the Daily Mail, taking responsibility for introducing his friend to the evil golddigging capital C known as Heather Mills. An OPEN APOLOGY because as he says, with absolutely no question, Heather is a scheming, conniving liar with an enormous ego, who could not handle being Mrs, greedy and opportunistic, and completely unworthy of anyone"s compassion. Full Story

McBongo"s facial compensation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2006 12:00:00 October 12, 2006 12:00:00

The reigning People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive. There HAS to be a curse. If there was no curse, how can you explain his sharp summer decline? Looking bad is one thing. Desperately craving attention, oozing sleaze, oily and pervy... Matthew McConaughey is totally revolting. Here is at LAX the other day, compensating for the recession with that nasty ass overgrown beard. Full Story

Handicapping the Sexiest Man Alive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

Around this time every year for the last 3 years, I have made my prediction for People Magazine"s Sexiest Man Alive. As it stands, I"m 2 for 3 with Jude Law as the only aberration and accurately naming Matthew McConaughey six weeks in advance 12 months ago. Sorry for the gloat. Anyway, it"s about that time again, although I"m not sure anyone wants to claim the title anymore. Full Story

Pene & Pedro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

Penelope Cruz is delightful...I am completely charmed by these photos taken recently at a Paper Magazine event to honour her new Almodovar project Volver, for which she is said to be in the running for a nomination. After her cruise with the GMD, I was hoping for good things. Matthew McConaughey looked good for a while until that turned gross and sweaty, and single Pene looked even better - focused, fit, free. Full Story

Pro-love for Jen & Matt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a couple I could FULLY support...not that the ridiculous reports in Life & Style Weekly are worthy of your confidence - remember, Brad was calling Jen for a reconciliation 3 weeks ago, right? Oh yes, and TomKat was supposed to be finished by now. But let"s not harp on the details. The point is - Jennifer Aniston and Matthew McConaughey are crystal clear logic. Full Story


The Favour: please check archives for previous guesses. Not Jamie Foxx though I suppose the giver does have some musical inclinations. And not Leo D because Leo D is much more influential and also unattached. Same goes for Matthew McConaughey, hirsute in all the wrong places. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Matthew Broderick: the bloat of the horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

Hate to kick a dandy bitch when he"s been kicked by a dandy horse - and believe me, I have not missed the irony of it all - but still... that Elvis bloat floating around his face is hard to ignore, and you have to wonder how slow his recovery must be, because from the looks of it, the prescription medication has to be retaining some water and numbing some serious pain pain. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: The Curse of People Magazine?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

I"m starting to think we might be on to something. They say that there"s a curse with In Style Magazine, that if you"re engaged and if you appear on the cover with a wedding dress on, you don"t end up getting married. Then of course there"s the MTV thing: Nick & Jess, Carmen & Dave, that Moakler woman & Travis…all went bust, all sold on television. Full Story

Best David Wooderson: Wilmer Valderamma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Underage p&ssy all up in the joint – of course he was there! Because this kind of Blue Steele cheese only works on 20 below. You remember Matthew McConnaughey from Dazed & Confused? Wilmer Valderamma, my friends, is totally Hollywood Wooderson, perhaps one of the most classic cinematic characters of all time, delivering one of the most classic lines of all time. Full Story