Matthew McConaughey Gold Mouth

April 13, 2009 06:56:44 Posted at April 13, 2009 06:56:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is Gold Mouth?

Gold Mouth is Karl Lagerfeld. And Giorgio Armani. Valentino. Or Iman. Gold Mouth is the amazingness that occurs every time these people open their mouths. When they speak, it is gold.

Matthew McConaughey must be added to the list even though he makes sh-t movies and the same one over and over again, like the rom-com version of Nicholas Cage, only not weird and fidgety and a model baby mother instead of a mail order bride.

Matthew will soon be on heavy promotion for his next formula film The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past with Jennifer Garner. He’ll appear in Men’s Journal next month and has this piece of manly McConaughey family advice to offer – what to do with a girl:

"If you ever make a move, whether it's for a kiss or touching her down there, and you feel the slightest bit of resistance, stop. A lot of times, after you stop, they're going to then say, now it's OK. Don't. That time, that day, that's as far as you go. It's a great lesson. You do that, and you know what? Women do come back. They say, what? Nobody stops! They want to go out with you again. And eventually you don't have to stop."

Amazing right?

My favourite part is highlighted. Just because I would have wanted to see his face saying “touching her down there”.

Matthew and Camila took Levi to a famous people Easter party yesterday. I, like you and Matt Damon, am wondering when he managed to take his shirt off.


Photo from London Entertainment/Splashnewsonline.com

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