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Man approval

November 11, 2009 13:39:00 Posted at November 11, 2009 13:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Lainey recently handicapped the Sexiest Man Alive ‘race’ and talked about the need for the Sexiest Man to meet certain criteria. One of which is the need for the man to be a guy’s guy. The kind of guy you could watch the football game with or go on-on-one on the court against. Full Story

Ghosts, Girlfriends, and a Geriatric

April 28, 2009 08:08:17 Posted at April 28, 2009 08:08:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Hollywood premiere of The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, also known as How to Lose a Guy in the Fool’s Gold Sahara - Matthew McConaughey brought his baby mother along as costar Taupe Jennifer Garner hit her first carpet since giving birth to 2nd daughter Seraphina. She bores me but she deserves acknowledgement: Taupe did not and has not turned into a size 0 post-pregnancy. Full Story

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Matthew McConaughey Gold Mouth

April 13, 2009 06:56:44 Posted at April 13, 2009 06:56:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is Gold Mouth? Gold Mouth is Karl Lagerfeld. And Giorgio Armani. Valentino. Or Iman. Gold Mouth is the amazingness that occurs every time these people open their mouths. When they speak, it is gold. Matthew McConaughey must be added to the list even though he makes sh-t movies and the same one over and over again, like the rom-com version of Nicholas Cage, only not weird and fidgety and a model baby mother instead of a mail order bride. Full Story

Country Asskisser

April 7, 2009 10:29:32 Posted at April 7, 2009 10:29:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone emailed me the other day along the lines of: Lainey, if Carrie Underwood is a bitch and you love bitches than why do you hate Carrie Underwood? Why? Because she’s a fraud. A sweet and sugar on the outside, poison flowing on the inside fraud. Ask those she’s cussed out and dismissed. Full Story

Keep hat, lose Chanel?

December 1, 2008 15:09:54 Posted at December 1, 2008 15:09:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or vice versa? Something seems off. What is it? This is Penelope Cruz today in New York for World AIDS Day at the Diamond is Forever Unbreakable Kiss Installation in support of the Elton John AIDS Foundation. Pene’s been keeping it low key lately, hard at work on Nine in London for much of the Fall, now Spanish gossips are reporting she and Javier Bardem are through, primarily because of conflicting work schedules – he backed out of Nine paving the way for Daniel Day Lewis – and also because she supposedly wants a baby and he doesn’t. Full Story

Step aside, Shelfy

September 25, 2008 12:12:11 Posted at September 25, 2008 12:12:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The original ass is back. And she’s in Italy too! D&G show last night – check out Jennifer Lopez, spectacularly but undoubtedly aided by Spanx, working the runway and basking in the spotlight alongside Marc Anthony and Matthew McConaughey. But his baby mother Camila is SOOOOO beautiful, non? Without EVER trying! Back to the Lo Ass… I love it. Full Story

Injured or overcommitted?

September 15, 2008 06:05:43 Posted at September 15, 2008 06:05:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She backed out of Project Runway citing a foot injury on Friday but managed to complete the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in just under 2 and a half hours on Sunday… For those of you who were curious – it was not an Olympic distance but whatever…she did it. I didn’t. This is Jennifer Lopez at various points throughout the race, clearly able to overcome her ailment. Full Story

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Kay vs The Squawking Chicken

August 27, 2008 10:55:03 Posted at August 27, 2008 10:55:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kay McConaughey, Matthew’s mother, might actually rival mine in no shameness. I love her. Kay, I mean. She makes my life. I need to be her friend. Kay is writing a book. The title? I AMAZE MYSELF! It’s true. She amazes me too. In her book, she describes the death of her husband – he literally died on top of her and she only realised it because he wasn’t grunting: “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. Full Story

Little McBongo JKL

July 23, 2008 08:25:23 Posted at July 23, 2008 08:25:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK! Magazine reportedly paid $3 million for the first photos of little Levi McBongo, first son of Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves. As I said last week about it being a waste of money – again another newborn that looks exactly like all newborns. Full Story

Babies are for sale!

July 11, 2008 07:49:38 Posted at July 11, 2008 07:49:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Full Story

Kate Hudson and Dangling Dicks

April 10, 2008 12:06:00 Posted at April 10, 2008 12:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As gorgeous as she is, sometimes Kate Hudson just flies off the rails, you know what I mean? Check it out – Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey in London for the premiere of Fool’s Gold. I have no idea what the f&ck she’s wearing. It’s atrocious. And gawdy. And those two ropes hanging off her sleeves with the tassels… they remind me of China’s Empress Dowager Cixi – that old bat who you always associate with eunuchs. Full Story