May 1, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs
Misa! Happy 27th Birthday with love from your husband Tony! It sounds like it’s been a great year already -- in New Zealand?! I’m so excited for you. I’m so jealous of you! Promise me you won’t let all the travel and the experience get in the way of the gossip, though? If we ever meet again at a Faculty of Celebrity Studies event, I expect you to be able to keep up. By request, to toast you on May Day, here are Mark Duplass, Anders Holm, and Garrett Hedlund. This is a good theme song indeed. But I hope you need it much less going forward.
And for Kerri -- HAPPY BELATED 40th BIRTHDAY! Sasha was great and on time and totally planned to have this up on Friday or Monday only I f-cked up and didn’t deliver. How can I make it up to you? IF by chance you and Sasha can get to Calgary on June 5, please come as my guests for the first ever SMUT Soiree in Calgary? Email me and we can work it out. I hear that you were properly celebrated this weekend, as you should be. As Gwyneth said, and then you, “You’re 40, you have two kids, and you are pretty f-cking awesome”.