May 12, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs
To Steph F’s sister living in Calgary with her 3 boys… Happy Birthday! Blame me. I forgot to ask Steph your name. How can I make up for this? Is Taylor Kitsch ok? A thousand apologies. Am hoping she gets on the standby so you can celebrate with your sister.
For Hayley M. in Fort St. John, B.C.: Emma says congratulations on your marriage and well-deserved honeymoon in Mexico. She is so glad you didn’t succumb to the nasty swine flu (and even more glad that you didn’t bring it home with you)! She loves the dogs to death, but will be glad to go back to her responsibility-free lifestyle. You can have your poop-bags back. By the way, your dog is pregnant. Lots of love, your wicked-awesome Emma XOX