May 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Happy 33rd Birthday Andree! How was Hamlet? Love that you love smut as much as you love Shakespeare!
For my cousin Cat who completed her 3rd half marathon on Sunday and achieved her best time to date. Am so proud of you! Congratulations! Marcus would congratulate you too. Except that he’s too busy being lazy. So lazy the little f*cker can’t even hold up his own head. This is the little sh-t on Sunday, ignoring his own pillow next to him, insisting on sleeping on top of J and also insisting that daddy hold up his head. For half an hour. Say hi to Jughead Chew.