May 16, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 16, 2014 13:23:01 Posted at May 16, 2014 13:23:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Annie! Happy 30th Birthday! Sounds like you’re facing this new decade with a lot of determination and optimism. I’m so happy for you. Congratulations on your “twins”, The Handsome Fox and Crazy, and you will LOVE Portland, I’m so jealous. The food! The shoes! By request for you and Jay, here are Matt Damon, Daniel Craig, Scarjo, and Jennifer Lawrence. Have a great milestone weekend! 

To Jessica from Paula – good luck on Tuesday and big ups for your bravery. I’ve asked the Gossip Genie for some wicked smut to arrive during your recovery. This is what Gossip Sisters do for each other. You’ll be great. I can’t wait until you’re back in top form.

And for Gigi and Jenn because Sita is missing – oh but she travelled the world, didn’t she? And it was nothing but love along the way. Have a great time in New York. There’s no better place for distraction. You’re not going to want to leave. Carole King and Louis Tomlinson are here for you.

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