May 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Happy Birthday Cherie! Waking up smiling to James McAvoy? Sounds like you’re ready for what’s next. Will post a proper McAvoy article for you later today. Look for it soon. As for what to do tonight – get drunk, no question. That f-cking movie will only make you angry. And it’s 2 and a half hours!
Happy Birthday on Sunday Jen! The way I see it that’s actually a great way to start a new year. Totally fresh. To cheer you up? You never want to go to this too much. But you need it. So see below for Gosling. Yes, there is so much more out there. Big hug.
To Alicia – Happy 29th Birthday! Don’t have a juicy blind but I do have a rather pedestrian one about a girl whose mom has no idea she likes inviting strange men into her hotel rooms to f-ck and snort. Is that ok?
Congratulations Emma in Newfoundland! You're the graduating champion! Wish I could be there tonight to celebrate. I'll bring you back a surprise from Montreal. Love, Anne
To Joyce – Happy Birthday from your daughter Erin who told me all about your Johnny issues. Here’s some Depp to celebrate and to make up, a little, for your sh-tty week. He can fix almost everything.
Happy 31st Birthday Jill from Jo, Amy, Mike, and Hiro who told me you need some GMD to make the perfect gift? They asked me to make it extra cheesy. Done!
Happy Birthday to Sadie from JT who said you might be pissed about sending me this photo but she thinks it’s awesome and I LOVE IT SO MUCH it deserves to have its moment.