May 28, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Haley! Your ma says you’ve moving into a new apartment! Congratulations! There’s nothing like falling in love with your own home. Kim and I are thrilled for you and SO proud of you!
To Cassie from Cassie – have a great time in Hawaii! That’s not a bad way to heal a broken bone. And after the year you’ve had, you deserve a vacation. Surfer porn. Go get some.
“To the animal-loving gossips (and Garoo!) who descended on Idaho from Austria to Australia and beyond to convene for EARSfest, from those of us who weren't able to join you. We raised a glass to you this weekend as some of us gathered in Toronto, while others cuddled their fur babies at home. We toasted to all the amazing friendships that came out of a love of one smutty gossip site. We hope you're having the time of your lives and that you brought lots of lint rollers! Now, when do we start planning EARSfest 2015?”