May 5, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Anne! Happy 30th Birthday with love from your sister Audrey who appreciates your efforts in finding her a celebrity husband like George Clooney. Here’s James Franco. And yes, you should be ashamed about that dream!
And for Maureen who had a sh-tty week…Happy Belated Birthday! Hope the weekend made up for the days preceding it. By request, here are Kirk Hinrich, Colin Firth in a suit, and your love…Eminem.