May 7, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 7, 2008 03:33:16 Posted at May 7, 2008 03:33:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Laura from your bestie Brenna. Sending you my very best hopes that it’ll happen soon. And when it does… let me know!

Happy 23rd Birthday Emily – you’ve been the most supportive Maid of Honour to your sister Kristiina!

Happy Birthday Rhonda G! Will definitely hit you up for that drink if I’m in Victoria! As for Jeff Goldblum… I had a moment with him on a red carpet once two years ago. He purred over my plum coloured nail polish and pronounced it “naughty”. I was at once repulsed and charmed.

Katherine, Happy Birthday Lovely! Can’t wait for our adventures in New York. XO Chelsea

To Sheila (or should I call you Circus Tail?) – Happy Birthday with love from Jacqueline! Thanks for introducing her to my smut, hoping my smut gets you through that MBA. Hang in there and be in touch when you’re done.

For Douglas… your boyfriend told me it was your day today. Happy Birthday! Are you ready to play your favourite game?

Would you rather:

Be friends with the sugar raping Emmy Rossum… or present a Mother of the Year Award to that orange piece of parenting trash Dina Lohan?

I know you will choose wisely.

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