May 9, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Molly! Happy 25th Birthday to a girl who’s been raised by gossip! Thank you so much for reading through the years. I’m sorry to hear it’s not been smooth lately. But I’m so excited to know you’ve completed grad school. And I can’t wait to know what’s next for you. Will I be writing about you…one day? As for my dogs, I appreciate you caring about them. As of this moment, I’m not too impressed with them, in particular the puppy, Elvis, who will not stop eating his own sh-t and every other dog’s sh-t. The other day I found myself in the yard, a new life low, drenching his sh-t with my precious hot sauce. It didn’t work. Anyway, if you still want to see them, I’ve attached a recent photo. They are pretending to be sad because I wouldn’t share my cabbage rolls.
And for Sarah in Hong Kong from your sister Whitney in Vancouver – Happy Birthday tomorrow! By request here are Angelina Jolie, Scott Foley with furry abs and holding a coffee mug, and Tyrion Lannister. I hear your daughters tell people you’re 25 years old. You are an excellent parent.