Another monumental As IF
Yesterday’s As IF moment came to us courtesy Victoria Beckham or, rather, David Beckham who claimed his wife Posh didn’t know that he was iPhoning her pregnantly candid. Click here for a refresher.
Today’s As IF is thanks to Megan Fox who took to her Facebook page in a post titled "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX" to prove she’s never had Botox by posting these attached photos of herself scrunching up her forehead like that sh-t is all natural. Check the shot of her trying to arch her brow.
Oh, hi Nicole Kidman.
Besides, it’s one thing to claim, at 25, that Botox isn’t part of her face. It’s entirely another to make that claim after carving, slicing, and pulling up a total Pretend Face in the cheeks, nose, and lips. As IF! And there’s your Oxford comma. Twice.
Just when I was warming to her too...
She decides to go “all natural” with a FULLY made up face... and FAKE EYELASHES with enormous lips in great lighting.
Show me what you look like when you’re tweaking so high you’re waking up the neighbours. THAT’s the picture I’ll never question.
Click here for Megan Fox’s Facebook.