Do you want to f-ck her thumb?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2009 11:54:57 June 12, 2009 11:54:57

Because she’s making it seem like it’s f-ckable.

If only this could keep her from talking so much sh-t.

Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf, who supposedly has creative uses for his own thumb, were in Paris today promoting Transformers. As you can see, the Poor Man’s Jolie has recently developed a thumb fixation. Men are so easy. Is that all it takes? A thumb in the mouth to make you think it’ll go up the ass?

This is a good time for a segue about men and nipples. Am convinced there’s a secret class they offer, probably in Grade 9, and some idiot teaches them that hard nipples automatically means arousal. Because it’ll be freezing inside my house, icicles hanging from the ceiling, and I’ll be rocking some Jennifer Anistons and all of a sudden, my husband, without fail, will be like – are you horny?

So ignorant.

And they are INCAPABLE of course correction. No matter how many times I have tried, and my girlfriends too, he refuses to be convinced that nipple erection is, more often than not, caused by temperature.

Anyway, over in Spain, the secondary crew for Transformers – Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, and Ramon Rodriguez – were at a photo call of their own.

Not sure what the quiver commotion is over this Tyrese fellow. Do not find him attractive at all.

Josh Duhamel on the other hand looks hot. Really hot. I know he has a following. I know you’re out there. Enjoy.

PS. Did Shia borrow Ryan Reynolds’s foundation?

Photos from and KCSPresse/

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