More AssTalk from the Fox

May 13, 2009 11:37:48 Posted at May 13, 2009 11:37:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still can’t believe she and John Mayer haven’t hooked up yet. He’s a depraved douchebag, she’s as stripper skank as they come. And neither of them can stop yapping. Perfect together. Please make it happen.

Anyway, we’re a month away from Transformers which means we’ll be inundated with Megan Fox for the next several weeks.

The poor man’s Angelina is on the cover of Esquire this issue, posing like the Jolie in Mr & Mrs Smith. Like the Jolie used to do back in the day, Fox, as usual, is talking about sex. It’s her favourite subject. And also, just as Angie once made it with girls, so the Fox is dabbling in the same territory. Sort of.

When asked if she’d ever make it with a girl, Megan answered:

“I'm not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerising. And lately I've been obsessed with JENNA JAMESON, but... oh boy.

I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

Hey, I’d be down with a girl or two too. But the rest of it, about never f-cking another bisexual…do you understand what’s coming out of her ass?

I do however agree with her on one point. Unlike the Scarlett Johanssons and the Jessica Biels and the Evangeline Lillys of the world, Megan has no illusions about why she’s doing what she’s doing.

“It pisses me off when people f-cking complain that I'm too beautiful to get a part. That’s bullsh-t. You wouldn't be working if you weren't attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all.”



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