Variety reported yesterday that Megan Fox will star as April O’Neill in Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Bay also confirmed it on his website. It is not an animated movie. When Sarah messaged to tell me this, my first reaction was disappointment. Full Story

Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. The dress is SH-ITTING tulle. Here it comes, you ready? It’s sh-tting tulle because. Full Story

But first... Can we play Photo Assumption on this shot of Megan Fox and Jessica Alba? Fox being there, I sort of understand, because she’s in This Is 40, coming out very soon. Alba...? What was Alba’s last movie? I don’t remember Alba’s last movie. Does Alba even make movies anymore?  I think of Alba now and hemp diapers come to mind. Full Story

The rule from these assholes is that you’re not allowed to ask them about their personal lives. You’re not allowed to ask them if they’re dating X or if they broke up with Y. Because it’s private, they say. And it’s insulting to be talking about their private relationships when they’re trying to promote their work. Full Story

Megan Fox is promoting This Is 40. She was at a press conference in Beverly Hills the other day, one of her first official work engagements since having her baby, which, I don’t remember his name right now and can’t be bothered to Google but my point is that I can remember what Gwyneth Paltrow wore 12 years ago to a particular premiere and it’s just interesting the details your brain will hold on to. Full Story

So Megan Fox and Brian (Austin) Green’s son was born at the end of September and we’re just now hearing about it. Does it make you love them a little bit? It does, right?   I have bad news – you might be about to love them more. If you’ve been getting in on this name snob thing Full Story

We had to wait a few days before getting access to these shots as they’d been held exclusively by other outlets that were able to bid at a higher level to publish them first and with a long lead time. As you can see, very obviously, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are confirming their pregnancy. Full Story

Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. Full Story

People keep saying Megan Fox is pregnant. Was there an official confirmation? There was no official denial; I suppose that's the same thing. Some celebrities announce they're expecting and immediately their growing bump starts punching you in the face over and over and over again. Every inch is obvious and can be documented. Full Story

The Academy has released a trailer in advance of this year’s awards. Billy Crystal must be found. Celebrity cameos happen in service of his finding. And Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel get the most airtime...If you knew nothing about the Oscars, and you watched this preview, wouldn’t you assume that this event had something to do with people like Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel who previously co-starred in Transformers? Ohhhh. Full Story

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Puss in Boots LA yesterday which I will watch in theatres because...have you seen the trailer? It looks awesome. And early reviews are very, very good. The kids will love it. The grown-ups too. So it was a family outing for Megan and BAG with his son. Full Story

Yesterday’s As IF moment came to us courtesy Victoria Beckham or, rather, David Beckham who claimed his wife Posh didn’t know that he was iPhoning her pregnantly candid. Click here for a refresher. Today’s As IF is thanks to Megan Fox who took to her Facebook page in a post titled "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX" to prove she’s never had Botox by posting these attached photos of herself scrunching up her forehead like that sh-t is all natural. Full Story

New Details. Shia LaBeouf on the cover. I would LOVE to interview Shia. Because he hasn’t figured out the canned answer yet. He will open his mouth and give you the amazingness. This may be his best one yet. You will likely read excerpts over the next few days. I encourage you to ignore them and just go for the real thing. Full Story