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Tongue Thumb vs Twi-Hards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 13:41:21 July 24, 2009 13:41:21

Bring it. You love it. I’d buy tickets and invite all of you to come watch. Megan Fox is at Comic-Con to promote Jennifer’s Body. At some point she picked up a Robert Pattinson/Entertainment Weekly pillow and posed with it, and of course you remember that there were rumours a few months ago that he f-cked her in LA, which made the Twi-Hards crazy because according to them Robert Pattinson’s sparkling penis only dazzles for Kristen Stewart. Full Story

Tongue and Thumb are coming to TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 09:10:20 July 21, 2009 09:10:20

The Toronto International Film Festival has released more features on its schedule, most notably Jennifer’s Body on Midnight Madness Opening Night. You know what that means? Megan Fox headlines Jennifer’s Body. It’s her first non-Transformers film. There’s no doubt she’ll come to Toronto to support it. Full Story

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Cate and the riffraff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 09:56:36 July 7, 2009 09:56:36

At the Armani Prive show in Paris, Mr Armani showing off his range of clientele – from the pathetic Elsa Pataky, no longer dating Adrien Brody and therefore no longer posing au cheese at his faux castle, and the trash ass of Megan Fox who cannot keep her mouth closed, to the incomparable Cate Blanchett, a longtime fan and friend of the designer, who must be a loyal bitch to agree to suffer in the front row seated next to cheapness. Full Story

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You stay away from him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 16:10:31 June 25, 2009 16:10:31

Megan Fox brought her brand of low classy poor man’s Angelina to Letterman today and spiced it up with a little Dita von Teese. The Fox is feeling triumphant. Her movie, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, despite getting annihilated by critics, just set a box office record for a Wednesday open. Full Story

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No thumb in Germany

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 06:30:45 June 15, 2009 06:30:45

Amazingly enough, Megan Fox managed to keep her thumb out of her mouth on Saturday for the German leg of the Transformers promotional tour. Body is killer. That face though – again with that waxy wannabe Jolie face. From some angles you’d actually think this was her wax figure, non? Something very, very fake about her features. Full Story

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Megan vs Middle America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 12:09:46 June 10, 2009 12:09:46

Something is up with me today. I should call my mother. This is Megan Fox on the Transformers promotional train in Korea. Really like her dress. That’s a first. But how much plastic surgery has this girl had? Was she born with that face? Doubtful. Anyway, say what you will about the Poor Man’s Jolie, but at the very least, she doesn’t give the same generic answers over and over again. Full Story

Sienna in Spain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 11:38:54 June 5, 2009 11:38:54

She turned up there today promoting a new fragrance for Hugo Boss called Boss Orange. Looks really pretty, looks very relaxed, and seems to be enjoying being single for a change. Good. But bad too. There are many married men out there. Or maybe Sienna’s tastes have changed. Maybe she’s ready to swing in the opposite direction and skank younger. Full Story

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Foxy Wax Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 07:03:03 June 1, 2009 07:03:03

Remember when Angelina showed up on carpet after carpet this past awards season with a weird waxy face? Guess who borrowed it last night for the Movie Awards? Her imitator. The Poor Man’s Jolie Megan Fox. Give.It.Up. Bathed in grease and fighting Christina Ricci’s forehead with her own, I was hoping Fox’s forehead would eat Miley Cyrus. Full Story

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Even through security…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 17:52:30 May 28, 2009 17:52:30

She has a porn star face. This is why Megan Fox will always be a skin rag girl. Low rent. Megan was photographed today at LAX heading out for a couple of quick days of promotion before returning by Sunday for the Movie Awards. She and Michael Bay will introduce an exclusive clip from the upcoming Transformers and Shia LaBeouf is scheduled to present as well. Full Story

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More AssTalk from the Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 11:37:48 May 13, 2009 11:37:48

Still can’t believe she and John Mayer haven’t hooked up yet. He’s a depraved douchebag, she’s as stripper skank as they come. And neither of them can stop yapping. Perfect together. Please make it happen. Anyway, we’re a month away from Transformers which means we’ll be inundated with Megan Fox for the next several weeks. Full Story