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Spice Doc

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2007 12:30:50 December 13, 2007 12:30:50

Giving You Everything is the Spice Girls one hour documentary airing next week narrated by the girls themselves over the course of the last few months leading up to their reunion tour with exclusive backstage access and archival footage. You’d think it would be typical campy snap and pop. But surprisingly, the Spices were willing to dig deep, discussing eating disorders, catfights, and more. Full Story

Hold Me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 09:03:27 December 7, 2007 09:03:27

More photos of Posh & Becks at Mel C’s gig last night. As you know, these two are like porn for me. And last night they certainly delivered a little. Look at the way he’s looking down at her. And holding her from behind. Hold me from behind!!! As always though, it’s Victoria who’s most entertaining. Full Story

Spice Girls – The Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 00:00:00 December 3, 2007 00:00:00

It was a girly gay paradise. I asked my husband if he wanted to come along… he cleverly declined. And it was the right decision. Because we were screaming and dancing and singing in the aisles and it was not a night for the “dude” but one for Girl Power…even the bitchiest sceptics will turn off the snark, just for 2 hours, and buy what they’re selling. Full Story

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Friday, November 30, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Held up in studio for one afternoon and all of a sudden the GMD turns into Alfred Hitchcock… WTF???

Spice Girls hit Vancouver to kick off the reunion tour Sunday. Screen caps attached of the ladies appearing on GMTV with footage from rehearsals. You will note that Victoria’s concrete tits are NOT heaving over her corseted dress, in sharp contrast to every other occasion we’ve seen her during the last 2 years. Word is Cavalli could not make it work so that she could jump and sing and dance without having them pop out so she had them removed for tour and will tuck ‘em back in as soon as the gig is over. Do you love it?

There are also rumblings she is pregnant with LaLa Beckham. I wouldn’t bet your boob job on that one.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Cheap & Crafty is not Catherine Zeta-Jones.

PPS. Happy 24th Birthday Mary Helen! Chin up - it WILL turn around!

PPPS. To Carole on her 63rd from her daughter Heather - big hug, thanks for the smutty support!

How the Spices Support

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 07:38:37 November 27, 2007 07:38:37

Last night perfectly illustrated why I love Victoria Beckham. From her newly Botoxed waxy face to her less than enthusiastic golf claps to her valiant struggles to hold in her smiles, especially pronounced since everyone around her was beaming from excitement, Posh Spice understands there is an element of the ridiculous about her that is the essence of her brand. Full Story

Mel B vs The MiniVan Majority

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 00:00:00 November 26, 2007 00:00:00

Yes, they all drive SUVs now but you know what I mean. The same stronghold that keeps Jennifer Aniston’s career and her highlights alive, the same stronghold that turns a blind eye to Travolta’s gay gay, the same stronghold that believes every publicist-fed word in the pages of People Magazine… they have now raised Marie Osmond on their formidable shoulders and will likely carry her to victory on Dancing With the Stars. Full Story

Two Spice Landing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 00:00:00 October 19, 2007 00:00:00

The Spice Girls reunion tour is only 6 weeks ago, with kick off scheduled in Vancouver on December 2nd. As a warm up, the Spices will be performing at the Victoria Secret fashion show on November 14th that will air on December 4th which means the girls have less than a month to go to get their asses in gear. Full Story

Tabloid Mothers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 08:58:47 August 13, 2007 08:58:47

I love this trend. Mothers with troubled daughters. Mothers estranged from daughters. Mothers going straight to the tabloids to send their daughters a message of love and encouragement. Dina Lohan, Lynne Spears…now Mel B’s mother Andrea is speaking out against her sudden marriage, describing it as a “big mistake” and pleading with her daughter publicly to deal with her post pregnancy drama and the Eddie Murphy wars rationally instead of blindly putting her faith in someone with a shoddy romantic record. Full Story

Account Depletion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

I can almost hear the money being drained from Eddie Murphy’s bank account… You? Just one day after calling a press conference to announce that she’s going after his money to support their daughter, Mel B showed up at The Ivy yesterday with none other than Eddie’s ex wife Nicole. Full Story

Don’t Mess with Scary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

Love this bitch. It’s totally ghetto but it’s the only way to deal with a dead beat dad. In this case – Eddie Murphy, of course. New interview with Essence Magazine, Mel B claims she and Eddie planned the baby and also planned marriage, going so far as to reveal that she had her IUD removed so that it could happen. Full Story