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Ghosts, Girlfriends, and a Geriatric

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 08:08:17 April 28, 2009 08:08:17

Last night at the Hollywood premiere of The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, also known as How to Lose a Guy in the Fool’s Gold Sahara - Matthew McConaughey brought his baby mother along as costar Taupe Jennifer Garner hit her first carpet since giving birth to 2nd daughter Seraphina. She bores me but she deserves acknowledgement: Taupe did not and has not turned into a size 0 post-pregnancy. Full Story

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Leo Gordon Gekko

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 12:24:01 April 27, 2009 12:24:01

Those of you who only know The Hills probably don’t recognise the name. But once upon a time Oliver Stone made great movies. And one of those great movies was called Wall Street. And the star of Wall Street was Gordon Gekko played by Michael Douglas.Greed is good. He wore his hair signature 80s styles – combslicked back flat to the head. Full Story

Old & Rich

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 09:32:14 March 6, 2009 09:32:14

She goes out of her way to look it, non? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas yesterday arriving at LAX. As usual Zeta is dressed expensively. And sure, they all are. But with her, it’s almost as though the price tags are still on her garments. Like that coat. That coat is probably the down payment for the townhouse I have eye on. Full Story

Who got a peel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 06:53:17 October 2, 2008 06:53:17

Some are calling it bad bronzer or poorly applied foundation. To me her skin looks raw. Like it’s been scrubbed. Has that Renee Zellweger quality about it, you know? Either way, someone’s losing their job today. Whoever was assigned the unfortunate task of doing Zeta’s makeup will be fired. Full Story

She’s married to him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 13:59:15 September 22, 2008 13:59:15

Catherine Zeta Jones is. Hate to be bitch (actually no I don’t) but if I looked like CZJ, it would greatly distress me every night to have my supple body, that classic face, those pouty lips tied to this for the rest of his life. I know love is more than skin and bones…but can love make lust for skin and bones? This is Michael Douglas, thin skin and oldy bones in New York for the ringing of the Peace Bell at the UN on Friday. Full Story

Without Michael

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 15:37:00 March 10, 2008 15:37:00

What a waste. A woman who looks like this reduced to old lady diamonds and ball gowns every time she steps out with her man. Does Zeta have a face or what? Gorgessity. Work done, yes. But gorgessity all the same. At the Australian premiere of Death Defying Acts today, Zeta looks freshly waxed, in more ways than one, and easily 10 years younger than her usual vibe whenever the geriatric is around. Full Story

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Geriatric Sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr teamed up onstage last night at the New York Comedy Festival and both brought their bitches! I love mean Rosie. Mean crazy Rosie is even better. But it was Roesanne who had the best lines: On Catherine Zeta Jones:“No one wants to f*ck an old man, especially for four hours. Full Story