Michael Fassbender is not the father

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2016 14:21:12 November 28, 2016 14:21:12

Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard were in Sydney today promoting Assassin’s Creed. The movie comes out December 14th. Also he did not get her pregnant. Thought I’d put that out there since there were some people trying to suspect that her last co-star was the father of her child. Marion has just come off the Allied press tour, spending a lot of time in the US answering questions for Brad Pitt, doing most of the junket work for him, and now she’s promoting another release. With Assassin’s Creed though, since Michael is also a producer and isn’t embroiled in a scandal, he’ll probably be putting in a lot more facetime.

Click here to watch him talk about his physical preparation for the movie. It’s not the most engaging interview. In fact, it’s pretty f-cking dull. But maybe that’s because I don’t know anything about this video game? Is that a problem though? Like, for Assassin’s Creed to be a theatrical success, it needs to attract interest from people who aren’t coming into it with advance knowledge of what the game is. I’ve watched the trailer a few times, and it’s never clear to me what’s happening. I think they’re sending him back in time to meet his ancestors and finish the job they couldn’t finish. So it’s a time travel movie then? If it’s not a time travel movie, please don’t yell at me that I’m stupid. Of course I’m stupid. This is my point. How not-stupid do you have to be to understand this movie if you know nothing about the game?

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