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Karate Kid Part 1…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 16:28:00 March 1, 2010 16:28:00

…through the eyes of Michael Phelps. Written by Jacek. I couldn’t resist. File photo from Wenn.com  Full Story

For Michael Phelps: Distinguishing Asians 101

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 15:39:00 March 1, 2010 15:39:00

Reference article click here. Read it first before the rest. Thank you for your emails and encouragement after TMZ posted it on Saturday. Summary: American bronze medal snowboarder Scott Lago revealed on Kimmel and to TMZ cameras that he thought he was at the centre of some conspiracy theory to bring him down after photos were leaked online showing him with a party girl biting his medal around his crotch and chest. Full Story

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23 year old smokes weed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:15:35 February 2, 2009 06:15:35

Nothing newsworthy about that. Except the 23 year old in question is a golden boy who sells cereal. And cars. And baby bottles. And is the poster boy for perfection attached to millions of dollars in endorsements catered to the MiniVan Majority. They don’t mind so much that he goes to Vegas and shoves his head in between the breasts of some nasty skank. Full Story

SI honours my summer crush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 13:26:12 December 3, 2008 13:26:12

It was an easy choice: Michael Phelps has been named Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year. And while I’m no longer in love with him, I can certainly still appreciate his body in Beijing. Full Story

Just blur the bad parts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 09:24:00 November 18, 2008 09:24:00

I promise. I’m over my Michael Phelps sickness. But GQ is announcing its Men of the Year. And he made the list. And they took this photo. And just… just blur the bad part. Focus on the leather jacket over the hot hoodie. Full Story

Michael Phelps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 07:19:00 November 7, 2008 07:19:00

Arguments for: Don’t laugh. He owned Beijing and unless you’ve forgotten the 2008 Games were the most watched in history, propelled by the flippers of Dolphin Boy and then carried away on a Lightning Bolt But Bolt is not American. And America is the land of endorsements. Phelps’s success made him a marketing machine. Full Story

Z and Lochte

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 07:29:10 October 2, 2008 07:29:10

They had a moment on the carpet last night at the Global Leadership Awards Gala as Lochte let Jay wear his medals and Jay let Lochte be cool standing next to him. Jay was honoured by the UN for his work in Africa supporting clean water efforts: "I went to Africa, spent a couple weeks in Angola. A bunch of different places. Full Story

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Using him wisely

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 14:14:05 September 22, 2008 14:14:05

SNL’s mistake was giving him too much to say. The key to Michael Phelps is to shut his mouth, take off his clothes, and focus on everything below the head. The Emmy pre-show hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, learning from Lorne’s mistakes, did just that, using the Olympian wisely, leaving the talking to the professionals and finally forcing him to not wear flipflops for a change. Full Story

Michael & Tina’s Saturday Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2008 07:09:09 September 12, 2008 07:09:09

It’s over. And like so many who came before him, I am ashamed. Ugh. Every guy I’ve ever dated, with the exception of maybe, like, three – one of whom I married – has been a mistake. Huge mistake. Hate them all. Like revolting. Like I wish I could take it back. And while Michael and I never dated, I do regret now. Full Story

VMA Man-off?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 06:25:34 September 8, 2008 06:25:34

There was apparently a moment last night during arrivals when Brody Jenner had to share some of his teen panty heat with Michael Phelps. Rumour has it this did not go over very well. That Brody was rather dismissive of the dolphin man and had himself a little jealous snit. Isn’t there enough ass to go around? Brody doesn’t share? Perhaps they made up at the afterparties? Because as everyone knows, double the pleasure when you work together. Full Story