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Michelle & Mathilda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of mothers who evaporate their baby weight…here"s Michelle Williams, looking fierce and fetching all at once. But how cute is Mathilda!!! And how much does she look like her father?? No wonder Heath"s reformed for now. Who can resist a face like that???  Full Story

The Daily Boring: Surprise! It"s Jennifer Aniston!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2006 12:00:00 June 14, 2006 12:00:00

Ok so here"s the thing. I think this is a lovely, sexy, exciting dress. Black, yes. But it is original and interesting and I really, really wish she could have worked it. Because - aside from the fact that the sun damage is getting kind of alarming - Jennifer Aniston looks nice. And when I say nice, I mean "good enough". Full Story

Best Couple: Harry Connick Jr & Jill Goodacre

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2006 12:00:00 June 6, 2006 12:00:00

Damn. Jill"s aging well, don"t you think? As for Harry, I"m not the biggest fan, mostly because I find him a tad one dimensional but still…he"s certainly not offensive and given the fact that he"s been with the same woman with relatively little infidelity gossip - on both sides - I"d say he deserves our admiration all the same. Full Story

Saturday, May 20, 2006 Dear gossips, It is impossible to exaggerate how spectacular the South of France is. Impossible. My husband is in love, mostly because he’s seen many many bare sunbathing breasts. I am in love because, as it turns out, Nice is also shopping mecca. Huge mall, a thousand adorable shoppes scattered about - Heaven exists in a thousand forms, n’est-ce pas? Got a glimpse of the back of Beyonce’s head yesterday and wasn’t about to fight a million other people to look at her cheesy red carpet dress. I mean really… pulling out that House De-rayray sh*t in America is one thing. Slapping on your mother’s budget ass creations for the ultra chic French is another matter entirely. When is this girl going to grow some taste? Anyway, it’s the weekend and Lohan is supposedly in town. I think Kiki’s already here as well. And shocker of all shockers – Bai Ling has also graced Cannes with her diseased poon. Other more respectable Asians representing include Michelle Yeoh and Zhang Ziyi. However, since I have no hope in hell of resembling either of those two beauties with any remote possibility, I have endeavoured to impersonate Bai in the hopes of securing entry into an exclusive bash (can’t believe they actually let her IN to some of those places) - all in the name of good gossip, bien sur. Will keep you posted – if I can find a way to get online. Hate the Wi-Fi provider here. Some schmucky company called “Orange” which is a total ripoff. And as much as I love delivering the smut, the thought of parking myself in McDonald’s for 5 hours to jump on the other wireless network isn’t exactly appetising. Promise to try my best. In today’s pre-star stalking Saturday edition: harsh words for Britney’s mama, harsh words for Tyra, Uma turns my Sapphic crank, Sofia at Cannes, and the incredible ass of Rebecca Romijn.

The Daily Asian: Michelle Yeoh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2006 12:00:00 May 20, 2006 12:00:00

The Daily Asian: Michelle Yeoh Most of you probably know her from Bond. Or Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. But Michelle Yeoh has been around the Asian market for years. Even before Jackie Chan made her a star. It’s a pretty good story, I used to love it when my mother told it. I’ll give you the un-Hollywood version, the one from Hong Kong gossip wires – the dirtiest smut ever. Full Story

Katie, the bump, and more conspiracy theories

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2006 12:00:00 April 6, 2006 12:00:00

The gossip community was abuzz yesterday when new photos (from JustJared) surfaced of Katie and the multi-morphous mass, lending more fuel to the neverending debate about whether or not this thing is indeed a human/alien being or a pillow shoved up her shirt for maximum scientological illusion. Full Story

La Lopez: happy and fit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2006 12:00:00 March 14, 2006 12:00:00

As illustrated in these attached photos from JJB, Jennifer Lopez is clearly not pregnant, unless ass deliveries have become the new breakthrough in celebrity birthing technique. Damn that booty is something else. And what I would give to rub my cheek against it before settling in for a mac truck nap, the kind where you wake up all disoriented and clammy. Full Story

From Sarah: on SMG and Freddie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2006 12:00:00 March 13, 2006 12:00:00

Curious on your take on Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. I have to admit to loving SMG"s diva-in-training self once upon a time. I even somewhat liked her hookup with FPJ since she managed to snag him when he was at his peak, and she appeared to clearly run that relationship. But now, it"s years later, he"s a laughingstock, and she doesn"t seem to have wised up and dumped his untalented ass. Full Story

Best Young Actress: Michelle Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

I love this colour. I love how she wore it. I love how her sleeves fanned out when they caught a light breeze. I love how in love they are. Once a year I like to be naïve. I want to believe that he adores her. I want to believe they’ll be together forever - a new ubertalented Hollywood power couple. Which is why I’m kinda happy she didn’t win tonight. Full Story

From Erin S: on Michelle Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2006 12:00:00 February 26, 2006 12:00:00

Don"t you think that Michelle Williams looks a bit on the anorexic side in those photos from the BAFTAs??? or has Hollywood"s standards started to rub off on you...Look at her arms in those photos, not to mention her chest. Dear Erin, I agree that she"s lost her baby weight relatively quickly. Full Story