Lainey’s Worst Dressed at the Globes: Mila Kunis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 18:44:34 January 13, 2014 18:44:34

Spectacular is a word Duana once used to describe Mila Kunis. Her attitude, her wit, her Mila. Mila means a total package. An irresistible package. She’s one of ours. Was…?

I don’t recognise this person on this carpet. What is this dress? Gucci, fine. But what is it? What is this ridiculous collar? It’s eating her. And spreading. What is this hair? How come her face looked so… lifeless on camera during arrivals?

Look, if it’s anyone else, anyone who doesn’t have the potential for SPECTACULAR that Mila has, this isn’t a total disaster. But you call them on their possibility. You compare them to themselves. You compare Mila to Mila. You don’t compare Mila to Kaley Cuoco. If Mila were Kaley Cuoco we wouldn’t be talking. But she’s not. She’s breathtaking. Or, she can be.

And she wasn’t. Far from. Sometimes it seemed like she was downright sullen.

It didn’t used to be like this. You know, before. Before what?

Before WHO. 

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FameFlynet, Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty Images

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