Where was your father last night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:57:31 April 3, 2009 07:57:31

Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras.

Why don’t more people find this embarrassing?

Why is JailBait’s mouth so embarrassing?

Check it out, begging you to smack it.

And if all that hasn’t sent you over the edge yet…how about the Emmy Rossum photo of the week?

Miley and Billy Ray embracing – such a moving moment she had to close her eyes.


Last week at our girls’ dinner they introduced me to a show called Toddlers & Tiaras. I’d never heard of it. So then I went home to google. Click here for more. These are the future Mileys.

Don’t you hate people?

Photos from WENN.com/FayesVision and Gettyimages.com and GL/Bauergriffinonline.com

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