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Sweaty Group Dancing

May 5, 2010 07:31:01 Posted at May 5, 2010 07:31:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’s on her Maturity Mission. Full Story

Aniston or Cyrus?

April 21, 2010 11:51:00 Posted at April 21, 2010 11:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Really wish we still had the poll feature on the site. Jacek – when can we do this? So here’s Jennifer Aniston shooting in Hawaii in short denim shorts. Of course she can. Her body is sick. Pre-Barbados, I went shopping for denim shorts, which I’ve always felt is kinda fraud styles because real ones come from real worn jeans but it’s almost impossible now because we no longer wear our jeans that way when they’re long. Full Story

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Lollipops & Milkshakes

April 16, 2010 13:10:19 Posted at April 16, 2010 13:10:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do they do all day? Like, is there a tutor situation? That’s probably a dumb question. Whatever she’s doing she’s doing it with Liam. At that age, the intensity you feel, it hurts to be away from each other even for 5 minutes. This is Miley yesterday with Liam sucking on lollipops. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Nicholas Sparks

April 1, 2010 12:48:23 Posted at April 1, 2010 12:48:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s being profiled right now because he wrote The Last Song for Miley Cyrus. And he granted an interview to USA Today during which he pretty much sucked his own dick. For real. Nicholas Sparks, the author of such cerebral fare as The Notebook and A Walk to Remember and Nights in Rodanthe, is comparing himself to the greats, those who’ve works have stood the test of time, who are still being read after centuries, who are still shaping our morality and our perspective. Full Story

You don’t love Daddy no more?

March 26, 2010 07:35:58 Posted at March 26, 2010 07:35:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when JailBait, at 16, was dating that 20 year old cheese loser Justin Something and he’d wear his cross around his neck and get papped with the family leaving church every weekend and Billy Ray Cyrus would have his arm around his shoulders and they’d go for bbq and milkshakes and sh-t? Not happening with Liam Hemsworth. Full Story

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March Madness + Vegas

March 18, 2010 12:15:23 Posted at March 18, 2010 12:15:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That must be the reason. My excitement over wall to wall all basketball and being in Vegas at the same time and the bing bing bing sounds coming from the casino floor and free drinks and hopefully finding that Elizabeth & James jacket I should have bought in LA and what the f-ck, where is my bitch because a reader called Renee sent over this little interview with JailBait and her boyfriend that I’d not seen before and, even though I can hear her speaking, that f-cking annoying voice, I’m not finding myself hating. Full Story

I hate myself for writing this...

March 17, 2010 12:09:27 Posted at March 17, 2010 12:09:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But even JailBait Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, JailBait on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, JailBait isn’t bad. She gives decent answers. Full Story

No, he needs something else

March 12, 2010 14:42:00 Posted at March 12, 2010 14:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve all been watching JailBait fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley Cyrus is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers from first heartbreak that determines the course of the rest of her life. Full Story

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Oscar Entitlement: Miley Cyrus

March 8, 2010 10:27:19 Posted at March 8, 2010 10:27:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the lack of humility that we’ve addressed so many times before. And on grand occasions like this it’s even more pronounced. They’ve raised her with such an alarming sense of entitlement. And of course, in this town, that sense of entitlement is oftentimes unearned. In front of a room full of people she should be aspiring to BE, she’s already fronting like she IS. Full Story

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Three times JailBait

March 1, 2010 16:55:49 Posted at March 1, 2010 16:55:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus will be presenting next Sunday at the Oscars. For the THIRD YEAR in a row. So there’s George Clooney who refuses to go unless he’s nominated or a returning winner/presenter and then there’s JailBait who, well, let’s face it, won’t be nominated or winning so, yeah, I guess, how can she say no? Will she bring the boyfriend? This relationship with Liam Hemsworth actually makes her real. Full Story

Can I love you again?

January 22, 2010 09:31:00 Posted at January 22, 2010 09:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for his beard and could not find the hotness underneath, Joaquin is back, cleanshaven, coherent, doesn’t look pudgy, isn’t fronting like an uberartist, isn’t smug, isn’t an asshole, actually has a sense of humour, and looks totally hot again. Full Story