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I hate myself for writing this...

March 17, 2010 12:09:27 Posted at March 17, 2010 12:09:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But even JailBait Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, JailBait on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, JailBait isn’t bad. She gives decent answers. Full Story

No, he needs something else

March 12, 2010 14:42:00 Posted at March 12, 2010 14:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve all been watching JailBait fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley Cyrus is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers from first heartbreak that determines the course of the rest of her life. Full Story

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Oscar Entitlement: Miley Cyrus

March 8, 2010 10:27:19 Posted at March 8, 2010 10:27:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the lack of humility that we’ve addressed so many times before. And on grand occasions like this it’s even more pronounced. They’ve raised her with such an alarming sense of entitlement. And of course, in this town, that sense of entitlement is oftentimes unearned. In front of a room full of people she should be aspiring to BE, she’s already fronting like she IS. Full Story

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Three times JailBait

March 1, 2010 16:55:49 Posted at March 1, 2010 16:55:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus will be presenting next Sunday at the Oscars. For the THIRD YEAR in a row. So there’s George Clooney who refuses to go unless he’s nominated or a returning winner/presenter and then there’s JailBait who, well, let’s face it, won’t be nominated or winning so, yeah, I guess, how can she say no? Will she bring the boyfriend? This relationship with Liam Hemsworth actually makes her real. Full Story

Can I love you again?

January 22, 2010 09:31:00 Posted at January 22, 2010 09:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for his beard and could not find the hotness underneath, Joaquin is back, cleanshaven, coherent, doesn’t look pudgy, isn’t fronting like an uberartist, isn’t smug, isn’t an asshole, actually has a sense of humour, and looks totally hot again. Full Story

She’s totally not having sex

January 8, 2010 08:01:15 Posted at January 8, 2010 08:01:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? Disney JailBait? Of course not. She’s totally still a virgin. A virgin who travels on her own to spend time with her boyfriend in Australia. A virgin who has travelled back with him to LA. A virgin who was rolling around on the beach with him the other day, kissing, but definitely no more than that. Full Story

JailBait meets the family

January 5, 2010 17:06:00 Posted at January 5, 2010 17:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus, 16 years old, is in Australia with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth having arrived there on NYE to spend time with him and his family. The two were previously spotted together hand in hand romantic in Paris. Oh no. They’re not f-cking at all. Teens don’t have sex. What? Photo Assumption at play – JailBait’s body language with this boy is much different from what we saw with that awkward looking Justin Gaston. Full Story

Smack the Cyrus

December 16, 2009 06:22:53 Posted at December 16, 2009 06:22:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since I’m going to hell already I’ll say it for you – the little one’s voice is just as annoying as her older sister. Of course it’s a Cyrus. What else could it be? You’ve already enjoyed the sight of Noah Cyrus working a pole Full Story

Giving back on her birthday

December 14, 2009 06:38:35 Posted at December 14, 2009 06:38:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Taylor Swift. Right now you are perfect. TSwizzle turned 20 yesterday and celebrated at her family home with family, friends, her band, and the crew, baking the night before to surprise her guests, and then, oh yeah, announcing she’d made a donation of $250K to educational programs around the country, helping support teacher salaries, and purchasing new textbooks. Full Story

When JailBait met the Queen

December 8, 2009 06:58:39 Posted at December 8, 2009 06:58:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Royal Variety performance last night, JailBait Miley Cyrus was one of several high profile entertainers who lined up to greet the Queen. So far there’s been only one picture that I can find of Miley’s moment with Her Majesty but it is enough for us to Photo Assumption. Shall we? Rather low classy ensemble for a royal visit, no surprise. Full Story

Children

December 4, 2009 08:45:34 Posted at December 4, 2009 08:45:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Children wake up,hold your mistake up,before they turn the summer into dust. Songs just pop in your head suddenly. This is what popped when I saw these photos today of Sisters JailBait Miley and Noah Cyrus going through Miami airport. Miley is 17, Noah is 9. And they look it. And this is good. And it should be acknowledged. Full Story