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Sit DOWN Nicholas Sparks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 12:48:23 April 1, 2010 12:48:23

He’s being profiled right now because he wrote The Last Song for Miley Cyrus. And he granted an interview to USA Today during which he pretty much sucked his own dick. For real. Nicholas Sparks, the author of such cerebral fare as The Notebook and A Walk to Remember and Nights in Rodanthe, is comparing himself to the greats, those who’ve works have stood the test of time, who are still being read after centuries, who are still shaping our morality and our perspective. Full Story

You don’t love Daddy no more?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 07:35:58 March 26, 2010 07:35:58

Remember when JailBait, at 16, was dating that 20 year old cheese loser Justin Something and he’d wear his cross around his neck and get papped with the family leaving church every weekend and Billy Ray Cyrus would have his arm around his shoulders and they’d go for bbq and milkshakes and sh-t? Not happening with Liam Hemsworth. Full Story

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March Madness + Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 12:15:23 March 18, 2010 12:15:23

That must be the reason. My excitement over wall to wall all basketball and being in Vegas at the same time and the bing bing bing sounds coming from the casino floor and free drinks and hopefully finding that Elizabeth & James jacket I should have bought in LA and what the f-ck, where is my bitch because a reader called Renee sent over this little interview with JailBait and her boyfriend that I’d not seen before and, even though I can hear her speaking, that f-cking annoying voice, I’m not finding myself hating. Full Story

I hate myself for writing this...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 12:09:27 March 17, 2010 12:09:27

But even JailBait Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, JailBait on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, JailBait isn’t bad. She gives decent answers. Full Story

No, he needs something else

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 14:42:00 March 12, 2010 14:42:00

We’ve all been watching JailBait fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley Cyrus is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers from first heartbreak that determines the course of the rest of her life. Full Story

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Oscar Entitlement: Miley Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 10:27:19 March 8, 2010 10:27:19

It’s the lack of humility that we’ve addressed so many times before. And on grand occasions like this it’s even more pronounced. They’ve raised her with such an alarming sense of entitlement. And of course, in this town, that sense of entitlement is oftentimes unearned. In front of a room full of people she should be aspiring to BE, she’s already fronting like she IS. Full Story

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Three times JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 16:55:49 March 1, 2010 16:55:49

Miley Cyrus will be presenting next Sunday at the Oscars. For the THIRD YEAR in a row. So there’s George Clooney who refuses to go unless he’s nominated or a returning winner/presenter and then there’s JailBait who, well, let’s face it, won’t be nominated or winning so, yeah, I guess, how can she say no? Will she bring the boyfriend? This relationship with Liam Hemsworth actually makes her real. Full Story

Can I love you again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 09:31:00 January 22, 2010 09:31:00

Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for his beard and could not find the hotness underneath, Joaquin is back, cleanshaven, coherent, doesn’t look pudgy, isn’t fronting like an uberartist, isn’t smug, isn’t an asshole, actually has a sense of humour, and looks totally hot again. Full Story

She’s totally not having sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 08:01:15 January 8, 2010 08:01:15

What? Disney JailBait? Of course not. She’s totally still a virgin. A virgin who travels on her own to spend time with her boyfriend in Australia. A virgin who has travelled back with him to LA. A virgin who was rolling around on the beach with him the other day, kissing, but definitely no more than that. Full Story

JailBait meets the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 17:06:00 January 5, 2010 17:06:00

JailBait Miley Cyrus, 16 years old, is in Australia with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth having arrived there on NYE to spend time with him and his family. The two were previously spotted together hand in hand romantic in Paris. Oh no. They’re not f-cking at all. Teens don’t have sex. What? Photo Assumption at play – JailBait’s body language with this boy is much different from what we saw with that awkward looking Justin Gaston. Full Story

Smack the Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 06:22:53 December 16, 2009 06:22:53

Since I’m going to hell already I’ll say it for you – the little one’s voice is just as annoying as her older sister. Of course it’s a Cyrus. What else could it be? You’ve already enjoyed the sight of Noah Cyrus working a pole Full Story