Miley Cyrus Gossip

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JailBait meets the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 17:06:00 January 5, 2010 17:06:00

JailBait Miley Cyrus, 16 years old, is in Australia with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth having arrived there on NYE to spend time with him and his family. The two were previously spotted together hand in hand romantic in Paris. Oh no. They’re not f-cking at all. Teens don’t have sex. What? Photo Assumption at play – JailBait’s body language with this boy is much different from what we saw with that awkward looking Justin Gaston. Full Story

Smack the Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 06:22:53 December 16, 2009 06:22:53

Since I’m going to hell already I’ll say it for you – the little one’s voice is just as annoying as her older sister. Of course it’s a Cyrus. What else could it be? You’ve already enjoyed the sight of Noah Cyrus working a pole Full Story

Giving back on her birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 06:38:35 December 14, 2009 06:38:35

Oh Taylor Swift. Right now you are perfect. TSwizzle turned 20 yesterday and celebrated at her family home with family, friends, her band, and the crew, baking the night before to surprise her guests, and then, oh yeah, announcing she’d made a donation of $250K to educational programs around the country, helping support teacher salaries, and purchasing new textbooks. Full Story

When JailBait met the Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 06:58:39 December 8, 2009 06:58:39

At the Royal Variety performance last night, JailBait Miley Cyrus was one of several high profile entertainers who lined up to greet the Queen. So far there’s been only one picture that I can find of Miley’s moment with Her Majesty but it is enough for us to Photo Assumption. Shall we? Rather low classy ensemble for a royal visit, no surprise. Full Story

Children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 08:45:34 December 4, 2009 08:45:34

Children wake up,hold your mistake up,before they turn the summer into dust. Songs just pop in your head suddenly. This is what popped when I saw these photos today of Sisters JailBait Miley and Noah Cyrus going through Miami airport. Miley is 17, Noah is 9. And they look it. And this is good. And it should be acknowledged. Full Story

Please look like this all the time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 08:19:58 December 3, 2009 08:19:58

This is what Noah Cyrus, 9 year old sister of JailBait Miley, looks like when they don’t skank her all up like a pageant girl. Totally normal, ordinary, even cute, right? Except of course for the naked fameloving all over her face. Nothing can mask that. Noah was hanging out by JailBait’s tour buses in Miami the other day, a holiday on the road with her family. Full Story

Microphone embellishment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2009 13:30:42 November 24, 2009 13:30:42

Rihanna performed on Good Morning America today. What do you call that? A mic stand? Let’s go with mic stand. This mic stand is badass. I love it. I love the initial. I love the knuckle loops at the end. I want one. I want to walk around with one. Just swinging it around. For no reason. A civilian of course could never get away with walking around with a tricked out mic stand. Full Story

JailBait dropped the line

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2009 07:48:18 November 24, 2009 07:48:18

Few celebrity offences are more offensive than That Line. You know That Line. When they drop That Line it’s like a spotlight on the soul. Using that line implies conceit, unearned entitlement, arrogance, and disrespect. Users of that line believe they are better than the recipient, that the recipient should be more deferential, that the recipient should consider himself blessed to be in the user’s presence. Full Story

It’s always about Daddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 11:56:25 November 19, 2009 11:56:25

Yesterday JailBait Miley Cyrus talked out of her ass about Twilight, said she’s never seen it and never will, flexing like she’s above all hormonal hysteria. Oh reeeee-leeeee? Yesterday I posted that it was not so much opinion as it was resentment and today it becomes even clearer. Full Story

Behind JailBait’s jealousy…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 12:37:49 November 18, 2009 12:37:49

Is the end. Or the fear of the end. JailBait Miley Cyrus claims she’s not into pop music. That she’s never heard a Jay-Z song despite using Jay-Z lyrics in her biggest hit. Now she’s too good for Twilight. That’s right. Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, is too good for Twilight. Full Story

Restrain yourself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 09:12:03 November 6, 2009 09:12:03

If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus first being interviewed by twins, and then by the dad, speaking in that grating voice, like, this and like that, and like, whatever, and like cool, and like nailpolish y’all. Full Story