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Dictionary of the Stupid Generation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2009 07:14:08 September 18, 2009 07:14:08

In Jane Bussman’s The Worst Date Ever (which you MUST read if you haven’t already) she calls it The Golden Age of Stupid, a generation of twats and toffs with no discernable personality, skill, or, for that matter, ability to communicate. This is the generation that is currently raping the word DIVA. Full Story

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JailBait the player

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 09:58:36 August 26, 2009 09:58:36

Miley Cyrus and those lips were supposedly spotted with her co-star Liam Hemsworth at the airport last week. According to People.com they were kissing and dancing and nauseating everyone around them. JailBait however, via her Twitter Full Story

JailBait loveache

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 16:35:47 August 11, 2009 16:35:47

You know this generation. Nothing happens unless it happens online. Profound, emotional, relationship discussions happen online. You hookup on Facebook, you breakup over text. And you discuss your breakup on Twitter. This is how JailBait rolls. Miley Cyrus and her loser ass 20 year old off/on boyfriend Justin Gaston are evidently having love troubles. Full Story

JailBait, short shorts, a soul patch, and a pole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 06:18:00 August 10, 2009 06:18:00

It’s Miley Cyrus and her mashed up mouth at the Teen Choice Awards last night, all of 16, looking more like 30, and standing next to Fergie, really, it’s like they’re almost the same age. A compliment for Ferg, a shame for JailBait’s parents. And then she got on the pole. At the Teen Choice Awards, Jailbait wrapped it around a pole. Full Story

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Children and poles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 11:42:05 August 6, 2009 11:42:05

That is a pole, isn’t it? And those are children, aren’t they? And the children are being OFFICIALLY photographed, right? With the permission of their parents, non? Just wanted to make sure. Teen Choice Awards are coming up this weekend. Naturally that means children like Noah Cyrus, sister of JailBait Miley Cyrus, are hitting up gifting suites and pre-parties with some other Disney commodities before the main event. Full Story

JailBait Batgirl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 07:05:57 July 29, 2009 07:05:57

As Gary Oldman revealed at Comic-Con, the brilliant Christopher Nolan will direct a third Batman with Christian Bale as the Dark Knight, and rumour has it JailBait Miley Cyrus wants to be Batgirl so badly she dressed in character for an impromptu audition, not unlike that crazy bitch Sean Young back in the day with Catwoman, and supposedly “stunned Warner executives” when she started hopping around the room adlibbing self written dialogue… …the f-ck? Most people think it’s a bullsh-t story. Full Story

SATC 2 – Exclusive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 10:26:02 July 24, 2009 10:26:02

Stop reading here if you can’t handle the spoilers. Sex & the City the second movie – a few exclusive plot details. You ready? Ugh. My sources tell me that JailBait Miley Cyrus, as of this week, is confirmed to be on set for one day. Not known yet exactly what she’s playing but f-ck, it’ll make her head bigger and mashed mouth even more annoying. Full Story

High fashion JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 13:01:25 July 9, 2009 13:01:25

That punching urge… it will overcome you again. Be warned. JailBait Miley Cyrus has “designed” her own line with Max Azria and is launching it at Walmart. She tells Elle Magazine that her intention is to democratise high fashion. Because she loves it so much: “Literally this is going to be good for, like, Middle America, and it will be great for kids that really want to be in fashion but that don’t have it available. Full Story

Look at my bra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 09:22:52 July 7, 2009 09:22:52

It’s the point of these photos, non? This is 16 year old JailBait Miley Cyrus in Georgia shooting her movie. Because the paps hang out on Tybee Island all the time. Please. As mentioned before, they’ve been invited. Just as they were when she was shooting that kissing scene in the water Full Story

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She’s been plucked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 06:10:06 June 24, 2009 06:10:06

She’s been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. It takes a woman to know it. There’s a great line from Shakespeare in Love, a film that in hindsight gets sh-t on all the time for undeservedly taking the Oscar from Saving Private Ryan. Totally disagree. But this is another conversation. Full Story

What’s the difference?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 07:03:22 June 17, 2009 07:03:22

Remember when the Cyrus family accused Annie Leibovitz of duping a young, impressionable girl when she posed for Vanity Fair last year? Remember they were all like “we feel exploited” and this wasn’t our fault? Yeah well… At the very least, given that it was the famed Annie Leibovitz, you could call it art. Full Story