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JailBail gets wet and frisky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 14:35:25 June 15, 2009 14:35:25

She’s 16. And getting paid to do this. So game on, right? JailBait Miley Cyrus today in Savannah shooting a scene from her new movie The Last Song frolicking with her onscreen boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. As you can see, Liam is very attractive. And you know JailBait is loving it. No wonder she broke up with that 20 year old loser. Full Story

Break-up Tweets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 17:43:45 June 9, 2009 17:43:45

Unlike Mariah Carey, I am not a master tweeter. I cannot tweet with a 7 octave range, nor can I tweet in the "whisper register". Please. She's amazing. No, my tweets consist of ragging on my punk bitch of a driver, praising my new sand wedge, and challenging Sidney Crosby not to be a whiny baby. Full Story

Remember this photo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 11:33:05 June 3, 2009 11:33:05

I wrote about this the other day. Click here to read more. So there’s the photo… and then there’s the VIDEO. Miley Cyrus’s little sister Noah Lindsey and her friend announcing themselves to the world. Full Story

One of these is a Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 12:47:12 June 1, 2009 12:47:12

Thanks Kristy for the heads up. One of these objects is a Cyrus. Noah Lindsey Cyrus. 9 years old. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must CLICK HERE for more of these images. If you can stomach it. Full Story

Ordering is not fighting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2009 07:30:48 May 4, 2009 07:30:48

Paps claim that these photos taken of JailBait Miley Cyrus and her loser douche 20 year old boyfriend Justin show the two having an argument about their relationship. Depends on how you Photo Assumption. I don’t Photo Assumption a fight. I do however Photo Assumption an order. Or a series of orders. Full Story

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JailBait tests your self control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 06:39:49 April 27, 2009 06:39:49

Only Emmy Rossum makes me feel this violent. It’s wrong – of course it is. I KNOW. But I challenge you. I challenge you to watch JailBait Miley Cyrus on Jonathan Ross last Friday, in London to promote Hannah Montana, and come out the other side without wanting to slap her beat-me mouth. Full Story

Two options

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 15:58:15 April 8, 2009 15:58:15

Billy Ray parent pimp has accompanied his second life meal ticket and daughter Miley to New York to promote the Hannah Montana movie. They performed on Good Morning America today. Yesterday they made the rounds at other talk shows. Here he is, hair freshly ironed and that f-cking soul patch sprayed and gelled, stopping to sign autographs. Full Story

I’ll say it for you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 08:40:26 April 6, 2009 08:40:26

The suggestion is revolting, totally. But I’m not the one parading my 16 year old kid on every carpet like a 25 year old. This is JailBait Miley Cyrus at the ACM Awards last night looking like her father’s wife. Yeah, I said it. I said what you were thinking. We are all thinking… Electra Complex comes to Hollywood. Full Story

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Where was your father last night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:57:31 April 3, 2009 07:57:31

Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras. Why don’t more people find this embarrassing? Why is JailBait’s mouth so embarrassing? Check it out, begging you to smack it. Full Story

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Violence is wrong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 14:35:11 March 30, 2009 14:35:11

Of course it is. I know this. Totally. But don’t lie. Don’t lie because I won’t believe you. You, like me, you want to punch her, don’t you? In the mouth. A punch in her beat-me mouth, I know you want to. Doesn’t mean you WILL but it doesn’t change the fact that you WANT to. Full Story

Radiohead vs JailBait: Radiohead bitchslaps back!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 08:04:33 March 13, 2009 08:04:33

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THOM YORKE!!! You should be opening up iTunes right now and downloading every Radiohead album. They deserve your support, admiration, they deserve your WORSHIP. Last week JailBait Miley Cyrus went on the radio and told a story about Radiohead, how they – in her estimation – should have jumped at the chance to meet her but instead pretty much told her to sit the f-ck DOWN at the Grammys. Full Story