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Oscar sit your dumbass DOWN: Miley Cyrus

February 23, 2009 08:57:41 Posted at February 23, 2009 08:57:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I said on the show last night, Dolly Parton exploded all over her dress. I can’t…I can’t talk about this dress. Like what the f-ck in hick town hill billy is she wearing? And seriously, did her parents raise her in a convenience store? Please… Please watch this video. Please note her mannerisms. Full Story

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The Best Kind of Apology

February 10, 2009 11:17:18 Posted at February 10, 2009 11:17:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Take two. JailBait was told by Disney after pressure from Asian advocacy groups to rewrite her apology because the first time wasn’t good enough. In this climate, no one wants to piss off investors. It always comes down to money, non? So anyway, Miley Cyrus posted another message on her blog: "I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone. Full Story

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Worst Grammy Share: Taylor & JailBait

February 9, 2009 12:44:00 Posted at February 9, 2009 12:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sounds the title for a comic book. LOVE Taylor Swift. She was live at eTalk a few weeks ago and could not have been sweeter. Despite riding a chart high for weeks, killing it in album sales, Taylor has no pretentions. And her mother is not Dina Lohan. I remember seeing a video of Taylor and her mother a while ago, in line to vote. Full Story

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They don’t read, they can’t write

February 5, 2009 11:22:25 Posted at February 5, 2009 11:22:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have emailed for reaction re: this photo of JailBail Miley Cyrus making slanty Asian eyes with her friends. Her birth name was Destiny Hope and she was raised by a hillbilly and pimped out to Hollywood – what did you expect? Ignorant dumbass. While we’re on the subject though – sort of – can we go back to the news anchors and journalists who are incapable of saying an “ethnic” sounding name like Blagojevich? He recently compared himself to Mandela and Ghandi. Full Story

Double date with dad and God

January 5, 2009 07:01:25 Posted at January 5, 2009 07:01:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait and her parents on two separate outings this weekend – first out to lunch with her cheese boy Justin Gaston and then again with Justin at church. Totally MiniVan approved! As you can see, Billy Ray Cyrus seems fond of his daughter’s hired accessory, the 20 year old who started dating the 16 year old when she was just 15 years old and who, no way, is definitely not having sex with her. Full Story

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Worst of 2008: JailBait

December 29, 2008 12:44:00 Posted at December 29, 2008 12:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. 2008 was the year Miley Cyrus was everywhere. Before it was like you only knew her if you had kids. All of a sudden she was shoved down our throats: on Oprah, at the Grammys, and the worst… at the Oscars! Apparently JailBait has a good shot at making it for back to back visits to the Kodak. Full Story

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JailBait at the AMAs

November 24, 2008 07:57:13 Posted at November 24, 2008 07:57:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She celebrated her birthday on Sunday at the American Music Awards. Finally but only16. And rumoured to be already living with her loser 20 year old boyfriend with the blessing of her father. This must be why Miley Cyrus keeps looking older every time we see her. Last night it was like she aged 10 years. Full Story

Low classy Beat-Me Mouth

November 19, 2008 13:14:51 Posted at November 19, 2008 13:14:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more. See clip below. I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that cackle? And the low classy chair fidgeting. Full Story

JailBait, Gay Pilots, Soul Patches, and Mr T

November 18, 2008 10:18:52 Posted at November 18, 2008 10:18:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Hollywood premiere of Bolt, going head to head with Twilight at the box office this weekend. Family movies vs Vampires and Bond too. It’s a heavyweight battle. Who wins? I’ll settle for Twilight or Bond > the Gay Pilot and JailBait…you? Here’s Travolty on the carpet with Disney JailBait and her beat-me mouth and also her father Billy Ray Cyrus with that f-cking ridiculous soul patch that’s right up there with acid wash as a label for Loser. Full Story

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JailBait CakeFace

November 13, 2008 08:01:38 Posted at November 13, 2008 08:01:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus has finally succeeded in looking older than Ali Lohan. Congratulations! Check out JailBait at the CMAs last night if you can find her under that volcano of makeup that’s exploded all over her face. The point of being young and youthful and no wrinkles and NOT EVEN 16 (!) is to not have to embellish, isn’t it? Or was it? If looking OLD is in, why does Granny Nicole Kidman keep mutilating her face? JailBait brought along her dad and her 20 year old boyfriend Justin Gaston to the event amid rumours that he’s now living with her family. Full Story

Gay Pilots, Androgens, and JailBait too!

November 10, 2008 11:37:19 Posted at November 10, 2008 11:37:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out John Travolty tryin’ to rock the butch. And look how happy he is to be acting with pretty Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a new movie called From Paris with Love. Xenu’s main ‘mo apparently plays a spy. There are many high end luxe spas in Paris though they may not be familiar with his massage requests… which, as legend goes, involve a man and a finger up the ass. Full Story