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JailBait Ingrate

September 22, 2008 08:17:44 Posted at September 22, 2008 08:17:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Suppose this shouldn’t be a surprise… after all, Billy Ray Cyrus is a parent pimp, whoring his kid out to Disney to sustain the acid wash lifestyle he’d been accustomed to after his one hit wonder. Why then should he be expected to instill in his child commodity the value of hard worth and work ethic? Contracts are signed to be broken, right? TMZ  Full Story

JailBait’s older man

September 15, 2008 10:35:26 Posted at September 15, 2008 10:35:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley and her mouth were spotted yesterday leaving church with the boy presumed to be her new man Justin Gaston. Of course he’s wearing a cross around his neck. And a beater tank. To church! My old school Polish in laws would have something to say about that. These are people who think plastic cutlery is low classy and always dress for dinner, even when it’s an impromptu gathering. Full Story

Jailbait Cheapass

August 21, 2008 13:15:27 Posted at August 21, 2008 13:15:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jailbait Miley Cyrus is turning 16 soon. She will be celebrating at – where else? – Disneyland and she is inviting a “limited number” of her fans to join her. The price? Only $250. Jailbait is becoming a global brand. Full Story

They Learn Early

August 7, 2008 08:44:00 Posted at August 7, 2008 08:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Said it before and I’ll say it again: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. It really is. But first… Forget Bronte. There has never been an epic love story like this one: "We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, 'I think you're beautiful and I really like you. Full Story

The Mouth That Keeps Giving

August 4, 2008 10:17:00 Posted at August 4, 2008 10:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I understand that teens can’t stop taking pictures of themselves but this is beyond beyond. Another series of Miley Cyrus cell phone shots have been leaked, all featuring her beat-me mouth. Apparently 15 year olds think this looks good. Clearly it’s been 2 decades since I was 15. F*ck. Miley also hosted Teen Choice last night. Full Story

Jailbait is a BITCH!

July 30, 2008 07:58:50 Posted at July 30, 2008 07:58:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They teach them how to sing and dance, how to pose for paps, how to fashion their young lips into beat-me pouts, and at the end of the day, how to make millions, and millions of dollars. But they don’t teach them grace. Or good manners. Or humility. They don’t teach them kindness. They don’t give them class. Full Story

The Child Star Standard

July 28, 2008 06:06:28 Posted at July 28, 2008 06:06:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love it. Another child star f&ck up, emboldened by an overinflated sense of entitlement and invulnerability so indigenous to that special species of celebrity pushed into showbiz before they can properly conjugate a verb, took the wheel intoxicated this weekend and tried to kill someone. Call it preachy but whatever… drunk driving is essentially attempted murder. Full Story

Jailbait gets hacked

July 14, 2008 05:47:38 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:47:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another round of Miley Cyrus “scandal” shots – scandalous for Disney, that is, but totally normal for any sex-obsessed, boy crazed 16 year old. The only difference is that THIS 16 year old has become a brand. A projected billion dollar brand. Once upon a time, teenagers were simply entertainers, which was bad enough. Full Story

How That Mouth Moves

April 28, 2008 08:55:00 Posted at April 28, 2008 08:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do these look like lips that were coerced? Oh please. Team Miley continues to protest. But as you can see from the video below released by Vanity Fair, she is making love to the camera. And soaking up the attention. Her father meanwhile is loving it too. It"s the parents who love it the most! So now it’s officially Disney vs Conde Nast. Full Story

Miley Cyrus: wanton but unwilling?

April 28, 2008 00:42:28 Posted at April 28, 2008 00:42:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley’s much hyped photo shoot for Vanity Fair – as you can see, her top half is covered in nothing but a sheet. What’s more alarming though is that expression. That always open mouth hanging open per usual, begging to be desired. Reminder: she’s 15. Of course she wants to be sexy. Full Story

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