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JailBait at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 07:57:13 November 24, 2008 07:57:13

She celebrated her birthday on Sunday at the American Music Awards. Finally but only16. And rumoured to be already living with her loser 20 year old boyfriend with the blessing of her father. This must be why Miley Cyrus keeps looking older every time we see her. Last night it was like she aged 10 years. Full Story

Low classy Beat-Me Mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 13:14:51 November 19, 2008 13:14:51

JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more. See clip below. I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that cackle? And the low classy chair fidgeting. Full Story

JailBait, Gay Pilots, Soul Patches, and Mr T

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 10:18:52 November 18, 2008 10:18:52

Last night at the Hollywood premiere of Bolt, going head to head with Twilight at the box office this weekend. Family movies vs Vampires and Bond too. It’s a heavyweight battle. Who wins? I’ll settle for Twilight or Bond > the Gay Pilot and JailBait…you? Here’s Travolty on the carpet with Disney JailBait and her beat-me mouth and also her father Billy Ray Cyrus with that f-cking ridiculous soul patch that’s right up there with acid wash as a label for Loser. Full Story

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JailBait CakeFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2008 08:01:38 November 13, 2008 08:01:38

Miley Cyrus has finally succeeded in looking older than Ali Lohan. Congratulations! Check out JailBait at the CMAs last night if you can find her under that volcano of makeup that’s exploded all over her face. The point of being young and youthful and no wrinkles and NOT EVEN 16 (!) is to not have to embellish, isn’t it? Or was it? If looking OLD is in, why does Granny Nicole Kidman keep mutilating her face? JailBait brought along her dad and her 20 year old boyfriend Justin Gaston to the event amid rumours that he’s now living with her family. Full Story

Gay Pilots, Androgens, and JailBait too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 11:37:19 November 10, 2008 11:37:19

Check out John Travolty tryin’ to rock the butch. And look how happy he is to be acting with pretty Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a new movie called From Paris with Love. Xenu’s main ‘mo apparently plays a spy. There are many high end luxe spas in Paris though they may not be familiar with his massage requests… which, as legend goes, involve a man and a finger up the ass. Full Story

JailBait Ingrate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 08:17:44 September 22, 2008 08:17:44

Suppose this shouldn’t be a surprise… after all, Billy Ray Cyrus is a parent pimp, whoring his kid out to Disney to sustain the acid wash lifestyle he’d been accustomed to after his one hit wonder. Why then should he be expected to instill in his child commodity the value of hard worth and work ethic? Contracts are signed to be broken, right? TMZ  Full Story

JailBait’s older man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2008 10:35:26 September 15, 2008 10:35:26

Miley and her mouth were spotted yesterday leaving church with the boy presumed to be her new man Justin Gaston. Of course he’s wearing a cross around his neck. And a beater tank. To church! My old school Polish in laws would have something to say about that. These are people who think plastic cutlery is low classy and always dress for dinner, even when it’s an impromptu gathering. Full Story

Jailbait Cheapass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 13:15:27 August 21, 2008 13:15:27

Jailbait Miley Cyrus is turning 16 soon. She will be celebrating at – where else? – Disneyland and she is inviting a “limited number” of her fans to join her. http://www.usmagazine.com/news/miley-cyrus-selling-tickets-to-sweet-sixteen The price? Only $250. Jailbait is becoming a global brand. Full Story

They Learn Early

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 08:44:00 August 7, 2008 08:44:00

Said it before and I’ll say it again: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. It really is. But first… Forget Bronte. There has never been an epic love story like this one: "We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, 'I think you're beautiful and I really like you. Full Story

The Mouth That Keeps Giving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 10:17:00 August 4, 2008 10:17:00

I understand that teens can’t stop taking pictures of themselves but this is beyond beyond. Another series of Miley Cyrus cell phone shots have been leaked, all featuring her beat-me mouth. Apparently 15 year olds think this looks good. Clearly it’s been 2 decades since I was 15. F*ck. Miley also hosted Teen Choice last night. Full Story

Jailbait is a BITCH!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 07:58:50 July 30, 2008 07:58:50

They teach them how to sing and dance, how to pose for paps, how to fashion their young lips into beat-me pouts, and at the end of the day, how to make millions, and millions of dollars. But they don’t teach them grace. Or good manners. Or humility. They don’t teach them kindness. They don’t give them class. Full Story