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The Best Kind of Apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 11:17:18 February 10, 2009 11:17:18

Take two. JailBait was told by Disney after pressure from Asian advocacy groups to rewrite her apology because the first time wasn’t good enough. In this climate, no one wants to piss off investors. It always comes down to money, non? So anyway, Miley Cyrus posted another message on her blog: "I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone. Full Story

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Worst Grammy Share: Taylor & JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 12:44:00 February 9, 2009 12:44:00

Sounds the title for a comic book. LOVE Taylor Swift. She was live at eTalk a few weeks ago and could not have been sweeter. Despite riding a chart high for weeks, killing it in album sales, Taylor has no pretentions. And her mother is not Dina Lohan. I remember seeing a video of Taylor and her mother a while ago, in line to vote. Full Story

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They don’t read, they can’t write

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 11:22:25 February 5, 2009 11:22:25

Many of you have emailed for reaction re: this photo of JailBail Miley Cyrus making slanty Asian eyes with her friends. Her birth name was Destiny Hope and she was raised by a hillbilly and pimped out to Hollywood – what did you expect? Ignorant dumbass. While we’re on the subject though – sort of – can we go back to the news anchors and journalists who are incapable of saying an “ethnic” sounding name like Blagojevich? He recently compared himself to Mandela and Ghandi. Full Story

Double date with dad and God

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 07:01:25 January 5, 2009 07:01:25

JailBait and her parents on two separate outings this weekend – first out to lunch with her cheese boy Justin Gaston and then again with Justin at church. Totally MiniVan approved! As you can see, Billy Ray Cyrus seems fond of his daughter’s hired accessory, the 20 year old who started dating the 16 year old when she was just 15 years old and who, no way, is definitely not having sex with her. Full Story

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JailBait at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 07:57:13 November 24, 2008 07:57:13

She celebrated her birthday on Sunday at the American Music Awards. Finally but only16. And rumoured to be already living with her loser 20 year old boyfriend with the blessing of her father. This must be why Miley Cyrus keeps looking older every time we see her. Last night it was like she aged 10 years. Full Story

Low classy Beat-Me Mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 13:14:51 November 19, 2008 13:14:51

JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more. See clip below. I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that cackle? And the low classy chair fidgeting. Full Story

JailBait, Gay Pilots, Soul Patches, and Mr T

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 10:18:52 November 18, 2008 10:18:52

Last night at the Hollywood premiere of Bolt, going head to head with Twilight at the box office this weekend. Family movies vs Vampires and Bond too. It’s a heavyweight battle. Who wins? I’ll settle for Twilight or Bond > the Gay Pilot and JailBait…you? Here’s Travolty on the carpet with Disney JailBait and her beat-me mouth and also her father Billy Ray Cyrus with that f-cking ridiculous soul patch that’s right up there with acid wash as a label for Loser. Full Story

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JailBait CakeFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2008 08:01:38 November 13, 2008 08:01:38

Miley Cyrus has finally succeeded in looking older than Ali Lohan. Congratulations! Check out JailBait at the CMAs last night if you can find her under that volcano of makeup that’s exploded all over her face. The point of being young and youthful and no wrinkles and NOT EVEN 16 (!) is to not have to embellish, isn’t it? Or was it? If looking OLD is in, why does Granny Nicole Kidman keep mutilating her face? JailBait brought along her dad and her 20 year old boyfriend Justin Gaston to the event amid rumours that he’s now living with her family. Full Story

Gay Pilots, Androgens, and JailBait too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 11:37:19 November 10, 2008 11:37:19

Check out John Travolty tryin’ to rock the butch. And look how happy he is to be acting with pretty Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a new movie called From Paris with Love. Xenu’s main ‘mo apparently plays a spy. There are many high end luxe spas in Paris though they may not be familiar with his massage requests… which, as legend goes, involve a man and a finger up the ass. Full Story

JailBait Ingrate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 08:17:44 September 22, 2008 08:17:44

Suppose this shouldn’t be a surprise… after all, Billy Ray Cyrus is a parent pimp, whoring his kid out to Disney to sustain the acid wash lifestyle he’d been accustomed to after his one hit wonder. Why then should he be expected to instill in his child commodity the value of hard worth and work ethic? Contracts are signed to be broken, right? TMZ  Full Story

JailBait’s older man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2008 10:35:26 September 15, 2008 10:35:26

Miley and her mouth were spotted yesterday leaving church with the boy presumed to be her new man Justin Gaston. Of course he’s wearing a cross around his neck. And a beater tank. To church! My old school Polish in laws would have something to say about that. These are people who think plastic cutlery is low classy and always dress for dinner, even when it’s an impromptu gathering. Full Story