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Miley’s Mouth

April 15, 2008 11:12:00 Posted at April 15, 2008 11:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An irrational pet peeve, I know. Similar to the way I feel about turned out feet… but still. Miley’s mouth makes me crazy. Like bat sh*t, not in a good way, medieval crazy. Like she deliberately put some kind of contraption in there to make it stay open. Ugh. If there was a 3 way Rossum contest between Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, and the Original Rossum Emmy herself…who would win? Here’s Miley at the CMT Awards last night falling more in love with herself every day. Full Story

History Repeats Itself

March 31, 2008 05:52:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 05:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, not too long ago, a longhaired pretty teen became the toast of the town, with a hit movie, a recording contract, and a too blonde, too orange mother-manager overseeing her career. Pretty soon she was living at the Chateau Marmont, dating boys much much older, had developed an eating disorder, and in the year 2007 alone, was the proud graduate of not one, not two, but three substance abuse treatment programs. Full Story

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The Anti-Cyrus

March 10, 2008 07:34:00 Posted at March 10, 2008 07:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Watson last night at the Empire Awards, then clubbing with her new boyfriend afterwards, reportedly making out openly and even hooking up afterwards at a hotel. Which means she’s not dating Daniel Radcliffe, thank Xenu. It’s just too quaint, you know what I mean? And for the 2 of you who insist on defending Miley Cyrus – how come Emma at 15 wasn’t grating like Miley Cyrus is right now? Don’t tell me it’s not the same either. Full Story

Jailbait for the Paps

March 6, 2008 10:13:00 Posted at March 6, 2008 10:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The insufferable Miley Cyrus eating up the paparazzi attention yesterday in a cute purple dress with boots and not so subtly inviting the public to covet her. After her triumphant appearance at the Oscars, Miley is said to be more confident than ever about world domination. She’s 15. And Ali Lohan is supposedly wild with jealousy. Full Story

Slap the Itch

February 28, 2008 07:24:47 Posted at February 28, 2008 07:24:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No one else is picking my ass right now quite like Miley Cyrus. It’s official. I can’t bear her. She was on Leno last night and it’s everything. It’s the 25 year old voice coming out of a 15 year old. Does this look 15??? It’s the condescending way she says Thaaaaank You. Full Story

Worst Jailbait: Miley Cyrus

February 25, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 25, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To be fair, her dress was impressively appropriate. Impressively because we all know how often this 15 year old has been dressed appropriately of late. Which of course is not at all. The propriety, unfortunately, stops there. Because the child then proceeded to cocktease the carpet and the paparazzi so hard that we were uncomfortable just watching her on the pool feed monitors, let alone in person. Full Story

Worst Grammy Youth: Miley Cyrus

February 11, 2008 07:59:38 Posted at February 11, 2008 07:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Skank in training Miley Cyrus. I hear she’s well on her way so it’s only a matter of time. Trust. There was an overload of open mouthed posing on the carpet, long legs turned in like Paris Hilton, coquettish eyes teasing the camera, suggestive strutting that did not go unnoticed by men trying their hardest to steel themselves against temptation… another child star on the verge. Full Story

Boring Bitch

November 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from the crowd at one point, prompting a narrow-eyed glare from our country queen in the process. Full Story