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The Child Star Standard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:06:28 July 28, 2008 06:06:28

Love it. Another child star f&ck up, emboldened by an overinflated sense of entitlement and invulnerability so indigenous to that special species of celebrity pushed into showbiz before they can properly conjugate a verb, took the wheel intoxicated this weekend and tried to kill someone. Call it preachy but whatever… drunk driving is essentially attempted murder. Full Story

Jailbait gets hacked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2008 05:47:38 July 14, 2008 05:47:38

Another round of Miley Cyrus “scandal” shots – scandalous for Disney, that is, but totally normal for any sex-obsessed, boy crazed 16 year old. The only difference is that THIS 16 year old has become a brand. A projected billion dollar brand. Once upon a time, teenagers were simply entertainers, which was bad enough. Full Story

How That Mouth Moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 08:55:00 April 28, 2008 08:55:00

Do these look like lips that were coerced? Oh please. Team Miley continues to protest. But as you can see from the video below released by Vanity Fair, she is making love to the camera. And soaking up the attention. Her father meanwhile is loving it too. It"s the parents who love it the most! So now it’s officially Disney vs Conde Nast. Full Story

Miley Cyrus: wanton but unwilling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:42:28 April 28, 2008 00:42:28

Miley’s much hyped photo shoot for Vanity Fair – as you can see, her top half is covered in nothing but a sheet. What’s more alarming though is that expression. That always open mouth hanging open per usual, begging to be desired. Reminder: she’s 15. Of course she wants to be sexy. Full Story

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Miley’s Mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2008 11:12:00 April 15, 2008 11:12:00

An irrational pet peeve, I know. Similar to the way I feel about turned out feet… but still. Miley’s mouth makes me crazy. Like bat sh*t, not in a good way, medieval crazy. Like she deliberately put some kind of contraption in there to make it stay open. Ugh. If there was a 3 way Rossum contest between Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, and the Original Rossum Emmy herself…who would win? Here’s Miley at the CMT Awards last night falling more in love with herself every day. Full Story

History Repeats Itself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2008 05:52:00 March 31, 2008 05:52:00

Once upon a time, not too long ago, a longhaired pretty teen became the toast of the town, with a hit movie, a recording contract, and a too blonde, too orange mother-manager overseeing her career. Pretty soon she was living at the Chateau Marmont, dating boys much much older, had developed an eating disorder, and in the year 2007 alone, was the proud graduate of not one, not two, but three substance abuse treatment programs. Full Story

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The Anti-Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 07:34:00 March 10, 2008 07:34:00

Emma Watson last night at the Empire Awards, then clubbing with her new boyfriend afterwards, reportedly making out openly and even hooking up afterwards at a hotel. Which means she’s not dating Daniel Radcliffe, thank Xenu. It’s just too quaint, you know what I mean? And for the 2 of you who insist on defending Miley Cyrus – how come Emma at 15 wasn’t grating like Miley Cyrus is right now? Don’t tell me it’s not the same either. Full Story

Jailbait for the Paps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 10:13:00 March 6, 2008 10:13:00

The insufferable Miley Cyrus eating up the paparazzi attention yesterday in a cute purple dress with boots and not so subtly inviting the public to covet her. After her triumphant appearance at the Oscars, Miley is said to be more confident than ever about world domination. She’s 15. And Ali Lohan is supposedly wild with jealousy. Full Story

Slap the Itch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2008 07:24:47 February 28, 2008 07:24:47

No one else is picking my ass right now quite like Miley Cyrus. It’s official. I can’t bear her. She was on Leno last night and it’s everything. It’s the 25 year old voice coming out of a 15 year old. Does this look 15??? It’s the condescending way she says Thaaaaank You. Full Story