Carpets & Candids: Miley’s exposed crotch zipper
What do you think of these pants with the exposed crotch zipper that starts, well, where life begins?
Pretty sure the split doesn’t need to be that deep to pull those pants over her hips so it’s a design feature and, come on, admit it, for only one purpose. That zipper is a pussy alert. The same way that top is a breast alert. Available in stores soon? Please, no, please don’t let this take.