Major League Upgrade

September 22, 2008 15:23:00 Posted at September 22, 2008 15:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Minka Kelly once dated Taylor Kitsch – first season of Friday Night Lights. It’s hard to follow up on Taylor Kitsch. And her subsequent romance with John Mayer failed in that regard.

Happily their hook up was shortlived. And like Jessica Simpson before her, Minka too has found herself a athletic upgrade even MORE impressive than Porny’s.

I think we can all agree? Tony Romo doesn’t deserve to be in the same sentence as Derek Jeter.

It’s been a few months since their relationship was first reported – they usually stay very undercover. But last night, the final night at Yankee Stadium, the Yankee captain, one of the most beloved Yankees in recent years, if not THE most beloved, recently surpassing Lou Gehrig for the most hits at Yankee Stadium, a record he will now hold forever, in front of the press corps and the Yankee faithful, held his arm around Minka Kelly as they made their way through the crowd.

That’s like being asked to the prom.

And she knows it.

Being the narcissist that he is, John Mayer knows it too. He knows that every girl he leaves behind always ends up in front. And it is killing him.

Amazing.

Thanks Lisa D!

PS. remember when Jeter and Shelfy went out for 5 minutes? The player instinct in him kicked in fast. He saw the clinger for what she is...