Desperate at Coachella
Mischa Barton… sit down.
Seriously, it’s Coachella. It’s not ’69, it’s not f&cking Woodstock, the fringe overkill is grossly unbecoming, and the fact that it all cost more than a family sedan makes it even more pathetic.
PS. My Gwyneth wore wellies to Glastonbury… I’m just saying…