Missing Mischa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2008 06:28:08 May 29, 2008 06:28:08

Because of her, I broke my arm and it looks like Mischa’s flake-out in Cannes has been extended to London. She’s supposed to be promoting You and I, that movie about tATu she’s probably embarrassed about. Thing is – it’s called a job. And she signed a contract. And she’s obligated to fulfill the terms.

Unfortunately for the film’s producers, Mischa can’t be found. Said producer Natalie Jamieson on BBC Radio:

“She hasn"t pulled out of interviews, she"s pulled out of everything . . . Her room is here, she is here, but trying to get the two together has just been impossible. We just don"t know where Mischa is.
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Well…last week she was partying with Marguerite Missoni – it’s a mystery to everyone why Marguerite Missoni is even bothering with Mischa Barton.

This week, no one knows. Mischa is missing.

Hopefully it’s just her regular tomf*ckery, blitzing her face off and sleeping through her responsibilities. This would be the best case scenario. The worst case scenario is a disappearance as a result of the reckoning. As mentioned last week, You and I was apparently funded by Russian financiers who probably don’t appreciate having their money pissed on by a talentless twat.

Here’s Mischa a week ago in London leaving a bar at around 2am with her boyfriend.


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