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Missing Mischa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2008 06:28:08 May 29, 2008 06:28:08

Because of her, I broke my arm and it looks like Mischa’s flake-out in Cannes has been extended to London. She’s supposed to be promoting You and I, that movie about tATu she’s probably embarrassed about. Full Story

We Blame Mischa Barton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2008 05:45:06 May 20, 2008 05:45:06

Friday night we were supposed to cover a Mischa Barton red carpet for that dumbass Tatu movie she made last year. So we show up at Majestic Beach at 10pm ready to shoot and one of the Tatus is running around hoping to get noticed to no avail and the publicists are setting up the stanchions and we’re just about to pull the camera out when a rep comes over to say that Mischa skipped the photo call the day before and she hadn’t been seen in 24 hrs. Full Story

No Mojo at Blindness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2008 04:28:30 May 15, 2008 04:28:30

There was a time when Mischa Barton was considered a style girl. She and Nicole Richie had a funky friends together kinda thing going on that used to be pretty cute. Then again, I’m a Mischa apologist. I liked the weird moccasins, she did have a certain “it”. But lately? Longer than lately? Mischa has lost her mojo. Full Story

Mischa Barton: the new Spicoli

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 06:33:00 April 24, 2008 06:33:00

Every year I catch Fast Times at Ridgemont High on a late night tv binge at least once and laugh my Chinese ass off. It’s still funny. Like Airplane. But what the f&ck is Mischa Barton doing with her hair???? This is Mischa in Japan yesterday promoting Closing the Ring in jeans that fit badly and hair that only fits on a trailer park where bad perms run rampant. Full Story

My Rumey Coming to Canada!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 18:41:00 April 17, 2008 18:41:00

She’s on her way to the Peg. And she even landed a job! Am so proud of my Rumey! So very proud. So who cares that she’s sharing billing with Kristin Cavallari who is probably as démodé as it gets? Who cares? Oh yeah, and Mischa Barton too. Turns out Rumey has just been confirmed to star in a movie called Wild Cherries that will shoot in Winnipeg in May. Full Story

A Muse for Mischa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 09:46:51 March 5, 2008 09:46:51

Mischa Barton stupidly passed on a role on Gossip Girl – good news for the show, sad sack news for her career. Because it’s Mischa Barton. And at this point, for Mischa Barton, does it get any better than Gossip Girl??? Apparently she wants to focus on film. Another tv girl trying to make it in movies. Full Story

Can You Forgive This Nose?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 15:12:28 January 21, 2008 15:12:28

Mischa Barton is trying to put the DUI behind her – no better place to do it than at Sundance. At a gifting suite. Today at the Gibson Lounge a gorgeous Mischa showed off her beautiful skin and that nose… F*ck I need a new nose. Anyway, Mischa is in Park City to promote St Trinian’s with Colin Firth. Full Story

Mischa Sorry and not friends with Nicole?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 09:06:16 January 10, 2008 09:06:16

Mischa Barton called in to Seacrest this morning in an attempt to explain herself. Mischa owned up to the fact that she attempted to murder someone with her car when she drove drunk over the holidays and was pulled over. “I was pulled over…just that. Obviously I’m 100% responsible for my actions in this case and I’m really disappointed in myself, I… I don’t know what to say about it except that I’m not perfect and I just don’t ever intend to do something this stupid again. Full Story

At the Church of Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 11:28:18 January 3, 2008 11:28:18

Forgot to include this in the Best of 2007 roundup – one of the most hilarious images of last year: Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton and her black hole diseased vag going to church for the cameras looking all sorry and sh*t. Remember that? Now Mischa Barton. At church yesterday conveniently when photographers happened to be around. Full Story

Made up and Contrite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 08:23:58 December 31, 2007 08:23:58

Mischa Barton will not be hosting a NYE party tonight but she does want to look depressed about it. Mischa was “seen” yesterday with her dogs, beautifully made up and morose, trying to appear contrite about attempting to kill people with her car the other night when she was driving it drunk off her tree. Full Story

When in LA…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 04:28:08 December 31, 2007 04:28:08

For the better part of the year, Mischa Barton elected to stay away from LA, spending time in London, in New York, shooting in Regina, Canada… anywhere but the rotting cesspool of sh*t known as Hollywood where bare coochies for the paps are abundant and cocaine blows as freely as cigarette smoke and fellatio. Full Story