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The Daily Bitch… Please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 17:23:21 December 14, 2007 17:23:21

I mean seriously… Mischa Barton is in Belfast to promote Closing the Ring. So she decides to invite a pap up to her luxury hotel room to take unflattering photos of her posing on her bed wearing an outfit not even I can excuse. The animal print is unflattering. And what the ass is up with that vest? Did she raid Pocahontas’s grave and send it to a gay tailor? Look at the sequins! The sequins! And the feather fur! WHAT THE FACK??? Why not just have her publicist arrange a little stroll down the street? Or position him outside a restaurant? Why invite the dude to your room for glam shots? Bitch… please! Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t even smell this desperate! Photos from Wenn Full Story

Better Aged Mischa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2007 00:00:00 December 13, 2007 00:00:00

Much better. At the premiere of Closing the Ring tonight, Mischa has bounced back. Does she need some powder? Yes. Are these photos taken from close range at bad angles. Absolutely. But it’s so refreshing seeing a young actress dress not generically. Generic like Lauren Conrad…you know what I mean. Full Story

Middle Aged Mischa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2007 09:14:27 December 13, 2007 09:14:27

Mischa Barton in Belfast last night for the premiere of Closing the Ring. Love the leggings, love the shoes but as you can see, with that coat and the hair, the normally hip Mischa now resembles a 40 year old socialite who takes her first gin highball just after noon. All this part of a larger plan of course to be regarded more seriously as a “serious” actor…even though she can’t act for her ass. Full Story

Ugly for the Money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 08:19:26 December 6, 2007 08:19:26

Mischa Barton has resurfaced in New York, showing up looking lovely but for her feet at Keds event last night. Mischa is their spokesmodel and as you can see, she has been made to suffer for the job. Love the makeup and the hair, love the dress and the coat, but those shoes… not even Kate Moss could make that sh*t work. Full Story

Autumn in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 00:00:00 September 5, 2007 00:00:00

Not officially but I know I"m ready for Fall when I"m tired of my summer clothes...do you get that way? I digress. About Mischa...she appears to have given up Los Angeles. She is shooting in NYC, she has not been seen on the scene in Hollywood for ages, and she has deliberately tried to distance herself from the Slut Brigade over the last few months in an attempt to work on her acting career. Full Story

Purging Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2007 08:29:04 August 14, 2007 08:29:04

As hypothesised the other day – Nicole Richie appears to be phasing out Hollywood Ebola and in doing so undramatically, she leaves Paris no opportunity to use the end of a friendship to fuel her own agenda. If true… Well played, well played. Full Story

Hamptons Mischa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 03:59:45 August 13, 2007 03:59:45

Dark hair, love it. Hamptons young chic this weekend, love it. That she looks her age and dresses the same, that she does not have a sex tape and is not headed for rehab (anymore) and has never been tight with Hollywood Ebola….love, love, love it all. So her happy face and her sad face and her mad face all look the same. Full Story

Best New Look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 08:31:18 August 9, 2007 08:31:18

Can’t get enough of the new Mischa Barton, pictured here in NYC. Dark hair, jagged layers, pale skin, clear complexion, big eyes, the most wonderful nose, and a healthier body…love, love, love. I know it seems like a photo shoot but it’s not. At least not an “official” one. Full Story

Bred for Hypocrisy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2007 12:00:00 July 12, 2007 12:00:00

How they raise "em in Hollywood. We can debate til we’re blue in the face about paparazzi intrusion and privacy but trust me when I tell you, the paps don’t get “lucky” every day and show up miraculously to find a celebrity leaving the gym/walking her dog/shopping for groceries/playing with her kids in the park. Full Story

It’s Working!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2007 00:00:00 June 15, 2007 00:00:00

She WILL be a star. I mean Rumer Willis of course. Rumer who wants so badly to be one. Rumer born to Bruce and Demi, who hangs with Lindsay and pines for the flossy flossy life and everything that comes along with it. Rumer who is now a regular at Winstons and Teddys but claims not to do drugs… Rumer who is now capturing the interest of the pappies… Now Rumer has a job. Full Story

Cam D: Laughing off Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2007 00:00:00 May 31, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Biel, the girl with the brilliant publicist, the girl who has somehow landed on the It List solely by virtue of a really toned body and dating Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is now trying to leverage more fame by going toe to toe with the Ex…yet another example of why she’ll never be able to make it on her own. Full Story